1000 reasons to buy damage done today

You mean it explodes in your hand? :rolleyes:

801: because "let me nail you to the Treason Wall/stab the night and the day from your sight/and set the thought to flame" is the best verse I've heard since 1999.

Alfred
 
802. because alfred obviously hasn't read the lyrics to "the process of belief".
 
@hyena

805: because I said the exactly same thing for TpoB some months ago. And I was wrong, then :p

Alfred (second will)
 
806) Because in case of get a trip to the past due to some annoying radiation waves from a broken microwave, and accidentally I meet my grandmother, probably I would have a close relationship with her to conceive a son that... it's me. Otherwise, how can I listen to Hours Passed In Exile? :D



|ng (See Futurama for further details...)
 
806. Because Mikael Stanne is a lunchbox that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It can move faster than the speed of light and inflates balloons.
 
813) Because, when you think about it, really hard, and shut your eyes while your doing it, and concentrate really really hard, and shoot up some heroin, and get stoned, and get pissed at the same time while snorting concaine, these little voices will suddenly start singing the start bit of 'insanities crescendo' to you.
 
814) Because your nearest music store is soon to be the target of a terrorist organisation that goes around blowing them up...if you don't buy DT DD now then you will never have the chance to, as nuclear winter is coming.