801: because "let me nail you to the Treason Wall/stab the night and the day from your sight/and set the thought to flame" is the best verse I've heard since 1999.
806) Because in case of get a trip to the past due to some annoying radiation waves from a broken microwave, and accidentally I meet my grandmother, probably I would have a close relationship with her to conceive a son that... it's me. Otherwise, how can I listen to Hours Passed In Exile?
813) Because, when you think about it, really hard, and shut your eyes while your doing it, and concentrate really really hard, and shoot up some heroin, and get stoned, and get pissed at the same time while snorting concaine, these little voices will suddenly start singing the start bit of 'insanities crescendo' to you.
814) Because your nearest music store is soon to be the target of a terrorist organisation that goes around blowing them up...if you don't buy DT DD now then you will never have the chance to, as nuclear winter is coming.