2003...Year of Metallica!!!

I guess Thraxhead wasn´t really serious, or were you, dude? However, I am quite looking 4ward to new Metallica. But I seriously doubt Mr. Garrison has ever said "EAT PINGUIN SHIT YOU ASS-SPELUNKER" and I seriously doubt new Metallica will come back to the early days and I hope not because that would sound way toooooooo pathetic.