2009 UM Fantasy Football

[AchrisK]

That was me who lost to you. SUCKS! I've lost 4 in a row.

 

[Caecius]

At least it looks like Slaton will be the starter again in HOU.

 

[AchrisK]

Yeah, that's potentially good news.

I've got a mind to trade Hines Ward and Heath Miller away as a package. Every time I play Ward he has little activity, and every time I don't play him he gets big points.

I just seem to suck at picking who will play and who will sit each week. I should stop reading any fantasy "experts" columns and player rankings.

 

[AchrisK]

Let's go Ozzman!!! You can doo eet!!

 

[The Ozzman]

and Rick trades me Ray Rice and almost loses to me twice in one season:

One half of one point. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

all because I benched DeAngelo Williams FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Another carry and a few more yards and I would have won

 

[Dak]

I the whole season with no consistent internet access.

 

[King Richard]

Don't feel bad Mike, even if you had started Williams and I hadn't decided to alter most of my roster I would have raped you.

I'm never starting Derrick Mason and Percy Harvin again I tell you that much.

Also, suck it bitch! Wooo! GO COLTS! GO ME IN FANTASY!Q!!!KOJtoajtjo1

 

[King Richard]

Ack I sent you a trade offer for McCoy.

 

[AchrisK]

Thanks but no thanks. I don't think Hester has much to add to my team. I am more looking to get rid of Hinds Ward [sic]. He just makes me mad because he purposefully gets a lot of points when I bench him, and only a few points when I play him. He has an attitude problem. I would also like a better TE. I guess I got spoiled by having Owen Daniels, and Heath Miller is just so lame in comparison, FF-wise. Plus I would like to get rid of all Steelers from my team, because they are the biggest fraud in foosball.

 

[King Richard]

I don't get it. You are asking for a receiver, and you are trying to make me offer up a suckers trade for someone you just picked up on the free agency list that I accidentally dropped. McCoy isn't even going to crack your starting lineup, and you're right, neither would Hester, maybe. But what's the point in asking for a trade if you have already decided you're probably going to decline it?

 

[King Richard]

Ok I sent a revised trade offer fulfilling your requests.

 

[AchrisK]

What do you mean you accidentally dropped him? If so, why didn't you pick him right back up?

 

[King Richard]

I wanted to drop someone else and pick up another running back and apparently I checked the box of McCoy and didn't realize it.

 

[AchrisK]

Hard to believe.

 

[King Richard]

ok...

 

[King Richard]

Send me a counter offer Ack. Obviously I want McCoy and I'm willing to take Ward and Miller off of your hands.

 

[Mort Divine]

I can't believe I lost to such a shit team.

 

[AchrisK]

Send me a counter offer Ack. Obviously I want McCoy and I'm willing to take Ward and Miller off of your hands.

I am conflicted about the Steelers on my team. I was half (or more) joking with my rant above. Problem is their schedule is soft, so it makes sense for me to keep them.

Let me think about it.

 

[Mort Divine]

Sent you a trade offer ACK

 

[Caecius]

Anyone interested in trade me a WR or RB for a QB?

Maybe a multi-player deal. Sent some offers or post if your interested and I'll make an offer.


EDIT: Big matchup this week against the OZZman. Both at 6-4.