3 free assassinations

[Dead Winter]

LOL @ Putin stuck in old Russian thinking.

Did he honestly believe no one would find out about it?

 

[Will Bozarth]

only Cuban I like is Desi Arnaz.

 

[Dead Winter]

Assassinations, dammit. Gimme more.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Gene Simmons
Uwe Boll
TBA

 

[Captain Beard]

I told them to hire my ninjas, that they'd never be traceable, but noooooo, they thought my prices were too high.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Uwe Boll

hey! the Postal movie rules.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't kill Boll. His unintentional comedy is great.

 

[~Lynn~]

I'd start with the virgin mary, allah and Jack van Impe. That's if I believed in all that ego driven fairy tale horse fuck to begin with.

 

[~Lynn~]

I'd have to do Rexella before choking her to death though. Just out of spite.

 

[Achtland]

Miriah Carrey or whatever her name is.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'll assassinate your vagina.

 

[Captain Beard]

That's a woman? We sure have an abundance of those.

 

[Achtland]

That kind of turned me on. Um not really.

 

[Calamitas1786]

That's a woman? We sure have an abundance of those.

Hey, it's quality, not quantity.

 

[Captain Beard]

Quality ones are in short supply no matter where you go.

 

[Will Bozarth]

"I never fucked a 10, but one night, I fucked 5 2's."
-Lord Carlin

 

[Morganna]

Pat Roberton, for sure.

This one would be at the very top of my list.

Lets see, for the other two, too many assassinations, soooo little time! I'll think of someone.