3 Word story game!

Late one night there was beer which made me very horny, so i told my little brother to grab his rubber chicken and go smack it against an apple tree. While he would grab me another BEER! The next morning, I felt lika a huge living hangover. I went to the doctor to get tranquilizers, although I stopped first at the pub to get myself even gba another beer. After the bar I hooked up on the way with a girl who told me her name was Exces and then slapped me silly. Shook her head, so I grabbed my huge cock and notcied that it was actually really really small. But then she started to rape me and I scream like a dirty red ape burning in flames. So i took out my only weapen and I stab her but she laughs af if she was tickled by …aarghw!- too late!!! A little monster which was not Alexi and Janne, a megusta mucho and super nashira, while doing homogames. I got lost in some nightmares that lasted for days apon days, when i finaly lost my braincells int he forest. As i continued killing myself a golden woman that smacked in the fucking face wit an old cod, that smelled like a dead, rotting, dirt, big corpse with PMS and as blood started to fall from its hard nipples he felt horny, so he stroked his pork sword and greased his penis with oil and condoms, he...had never seen anything so hairy and butt ugly in his life and he thought why not take a yellow bubblegum and stick it on megusta mucho’s head? The only thing he wanna own was a pink stinky and naked teen lesbian nun and stick his big, wet, nasty corn husk inside. This huge black and dual core dell computer processor that was also used for porn gay animal movies, and the occasional tripple midgit gangbang with twelve inch floyd whammy bar of those nasty…”Halt” said four midgets, and they began to descend but they didn’t have flashlights: “Run”! the smallest screamed eating a turkey so he almost choked on it. I tried to feel their breasts and they blushed kicking me in my nuts. So pinapples become warm if you stick them up your ass and try a rim job with pierced tongues. It makes my tense muscle quiver. Similar to when my dog puked on my face. Then i went to the grocery store to buy a condom funpack to suck my big banana and my little cherries while alexi slaps his hooker because he wanted it to give him a nice little whiskey bottle and get janne drunk after tearing off his american brain out of his tight smelly pink ass hole. But alexi was lying...



* i suck:loco:*