StephenSLR
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One day in a cold place there was this fat hairy dude with a sword and an axe both painted pink. He wore a skirt of fire that accentuated his hips because it looked like a large mangosteen was shoved and simply put all ladies into hysterical laughter at the very first sight of him. But then it grew dark and without any warning a huge Viking holding an enormous Turnip came charging down the bloodsoaked goat riddled alley.
He glanced at a mantic midget that stood on a great elephant dropping, pleasantly smiling because he finally soaked his pants, which were before just very very full of warpaint and turnip seeds.
Despite everything, he could have said that his life long mission had been to wash his mama's underwear but not today - today he wanted go and look what this girl was doing with some longer pen-feather shaped cucumber.
Completely scared he greeted the Viking, the girl screamed, the midget fainted and the sky had turned black. Black birds were black as a big scary raven is scary, however the birds turned to face the fire wind which farted from the high volcano mountains that stood high into the clear unpolluted southern sky.
Huge green palms moving sensually in a hurry, because they forgot to get their colour the girl frowned on her own female curves.
However, the hands that feed the dog were caring gently considering how evil
He glanced at a mantic midget that stood on a great elephant dropping, pleasantly smiling because he finally soaked his pants, which were before just very very full of warpaint and turnip seeds.
Despite everything, he could have said that his life long mission had been to wash his mama's underwear but not today - today he wanted go and look what this girl was doing with some longer pen-feather shaped cucumber.
Completely scared he greeted the Viking, the girl screamed, the midget fainted and the sky had turned black. Black birds were black as a big scary raven is scary, however the birds turned to face the fire wind which farted from the high volcano mountains that stood high into the clear unpolluted southern sky.
Huge green palms moving sensually in a hurry, because they forgot to get their colour the girl frowned on her own female curves.
However, the hands that feed the dog were caring gently considering how evil