30 sealed albums, 30 stupid days.

I have his autobiography, but I haven't read it yet.

I can upload the Nosferatu thingy if'n ye please. It's pretty cool but not brilliant or anything.

Depending on the person, I'd suggest Apostrophe or You Are What You Is as a starting point.
 
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Ne Obvliscaris - Portal of I

I'm sure there are no surprises at all that I'm not keeping up with my writing duties in this thread. In my own defense when I said 30 days I was not speaking consecutively, although that would have been keen and kept mine own arse on some sort of schedule. However, I simply do not roll that way, for better or for much worse. I'm the perfect slacker writer in that I get nothing done on time and the few papers I actually turn in are usually concerning the wrong subject. As I tell those closest to me, my brain is constantly firing away madly, but I've always lacked the ability to harness the boring madness into anything thoroughly productive, or even cohesive at times. Much like the periodic and terrible music I create, when left to my own means I tend to delve directly into bland self-masturbatory devices, such as seen within this very exercise here. Repeatedly even.

Of course, every so often something I slap together into a so-called Finished Product will net perhaps some sort of positive impact. Not long after turning 30, whilst staring at my miserable assembly of Productive Existence one day, wondering how in the hell I had just spent an entire decade, allegedly that most excited time period of one's 20s stuck in an industry that gave absolutely nothing fulfilling to my soul, I landed my latest job by turning in a joke resume. The story goes that my now current boss was looking for someone to bring into the fold, someone who might fit in with the general tomfoolery of the place, but without being a complete and total slacker. Upon receiving said mischievous resume he couldn't help but cracking up, quickly making multiple copies and distributing it throughout the shop for the perusal of my future coworkers. Of course I didn't know any of this until I was working there for a year and was told the tale over numerous rounds during my first business trip, but considering that my sole sense of I Can Do This is related to the written word, I couldn't help but beam with a little bit of pride when I discovered that it was my writing itself that landed me my first truly interesting career.

All that being said, I've made even less money with my writing than I have with music, the last tally being around $300 for nearly 25 years as a musician, and approximately $25 as a paid writer since, well, the first time I picked up a pen I suppose. But that's not why I do either one really. And like anyone else stricken by an artistic voice, no matter how useless it may be in a case such as my own, I didn't choose either situation, I merely follow my own perverse compulsion. Unfortunately my controlled creativity is an extremely hard won discipline, a battle I rarely even bother to fight because I've always been extremely fucking lazy when it comes to my own pursuits. Well okay, with everything else too. In fact if there were a dictionary definition for my life I would be filed under Half-Assed and even then, it probably wouldn't be a complete entry, trailing off shortly after the pronunciation bit and a poor photograph of my swampy face at the tail end of my last 4-hour bender. Just watch, I've written maybe 500 words here and odds are I'll be stopping soon, right as I get to the point where any other human would just be getting warmed up and rearing to go, I'm already moving on to something else.

There's a bad sex joke in that last paragraph there. Meanwhile, I'm listening to this very interesting collection of white/purple audio glory. I must say that I'm glad it finally stared at me long enough to inspire a chunk of words to puke out my fingertips. It taunted me for a week before finally yelling at me this evening: WRITE, DAMN YOU, WRITE! And so I did. About nothing as per usual. Maybe that's all I need, threats of imminent danger. Hey, at least it's getting my sloth-like personage to listen to some new bands for a change.
 
typical example of an album I wouldn't buy because of the cover art. Look at that new-gen Final Fantasy style visual assassination.

Not all that gay about the music either so...
 
you know what? i actually bought "two feet stand" like three weeks ago because i found it for real cheap and it's rare and i have a penchant for old melodeath

it's [...]

not great



at the same time, though, i found eternal lies "spiritual deception" and that album otoh really whips the llama's ass
 
You touched on a lot of great points, NAD. Writing is all about routine. Like going to the gym. Once you get that routine down, you're no longer "forcing" yourself to do something you supposedly thought you wanted to do, and it's much less intimidating. In other words: set realistic goals, especially at the beginning. One page a day. That's it. You'll be surprised at how things open up from there.
 
I came in here the other night as an experiment, as I had never combined weed and writing before. I thought "hey, it's Tuesday, why not?!" So I got ripped, wrote two sentences in a feverish rage, and then completely lost focus realizing that nope, that shit just wasn't gonna work. You know some people can get high, set themselves to a task, and just hone in like mad on whatever it is they are doing? I'm the opposite of that.

So I watched the new Batman instead. There was not one, but two back-to-back trailers for A Christmas Story 2, which I didn't know even existed. I was absolutely HORRIFIED, I literally retreated inside the couch by the time the second one was complete. Thankfully Batman Part 2395872 was pretty cool.
 
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Autoa - s/t

Nearly forgot about this thing here. Gotta love projects that you think up in your head, start at them with great enthusiasm, and then forget all about them long before completion. I have the beginnings of several books, solo musical projects, and even new heretofore unconquered hobbies all mapped out, ready to lunge at the first opportunity to ignore and forget them. One of my favourites combines all three: several years ago I wrote some acoustic styled rockish things that I actually plan on putting lyrics toward (something I never do), and then time it so I can record them in an old ghost town somewhere in the Mohave Desert. I've collected several books on the location of said ghost towns, have recorded each song at least a few times for demo purposes at home, and am nearly ready to spring into action! One day I'll get back into searching out specific locations from the comfort of my couch, highly consider writing all those lyrics, and then pretend that next year, and I mean it this time, it'll all magically get done.

Which brings me to this album in question from Autoa. They are difficult to find out any information, especially since you can't even search for them on Google with working around all the automated bullshit these days (try it, you'll see). I picked this one up randomly from All That Is Heavy because, well, why not? Best I can tell this is the only album they ever released, sometime around a decade ago. They are (were?) an instrumental Basque stoner group, something I didn't know existed until researching this band a little further. No idea how many copies exist out there, but it is very good, and I'm sure some would throw out the term genius for it, especially given that it has a unique swing feel to a lot of the heavy riffs. One could easily dance to this, if so inclined. Could. I'd say that's interesting enough to warrant further attention, so I've spun this one several times.

I've noticed that some people think that there needs to be a point or purpose to create something, and the only way one can justify it all, or say Yes, I Did That with pride is if other people are paying attention. I disagree, as I feel that art exists for and only itself, and if people happen to enjoy, love, hate, loathe, respect, or shun it, those are mere byproducts unrelated to the actual creation at hand. I was reading about Beyoncé this morning, from a reputable news source, stating that she is clearly a genius, but never given proper credit for her master of all things entertainment. I was a bit confused by this, and honestly barely read the article in question, but, quite obviously, she makes terrible music for terrible people. I've watched and listened, even caught her live act once. It's universally awful. I'm sure this is no great revelation to anyone reading this, nor is it surprising that this is my opinion. Music for them asses, and I use the term "music" loosely. There is no genius there, but people buy and buy and buy her garbage. Nothing wrong with that, I'm simply calling a spade a spade really.

Anyhow, the point of all this is that, genius or not, odds are these Autoa fellows created this music as pure art, a labor of love. Whether or not that is genius depends on one's perspective. To call something as product-based as Beyoncé's garbage "genius" merely cheapens the meaning of the word, lowers the dialogue, and quite frankly, insults what little intelligence humanity has left. Obviously I'm making a lot of assumptions here, and we all know what that can do. Maybe my calling out of trash and enthusiastically/aggressively pointing toward something better like Autoa is my labor of love, or perhaps just one more spastic vomiting episode of typed verbiage. Assume what thou wilt, it is created and out of my mind now. Done.
 
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Melvin Gibbs' Elevated Entity - Ancients Speak

I am a man of many descriptions, just like any other human being out there. Even the most simple of folk can turn out to be awfully complicated if given the chance to unveil themselves. It's difficult to pigeonhole anyone really, and oftentimes when you do, one can show you just how wrong you are if only given yourself the opportunity.

That being said, I'm a bass nerd. If they gave out black belts for this discipline, I would be well on my toward thinking I could get that far (provided it doesn't involve too much effort of course). I know the lingo, the equipment, the legends, the history, all of it. Well no, not all of it of course, but a substantial chunk, absolutely. Did you know that the origins of bass fuzz are in '60s country music? I sure do. How about the fact that the Everette Hull, founder of Ampeg, HATED loud rock n' roll? Yep, knowledge.

That doesn't mean I'm any good at playing bass of course. In fact the longer I'm at this, the more I realize how terrible of a player I am, but I do know THINGS about that realm, and that is part of the fun really. Oh sure, when I had only been playing for a few years, I thought I was hot shit, but now over 20 years in, I know that no, I still have a lot of things to learn. I call myself competent at bass, but that's as far as my ego allows me to take it. I just happen to really like doing this thing that so many others do so much better than I can. And that's okay.

My own origins begin with Les Claypool. I first heard Sailing the Seas of Cheese in 1991, when the Cool Older Kid Next Door played it for me. I was blown away by that weird sound from Jerry Was a Race Car Driver, didn't even know what instrument it was, but whatever it be I WILL play it. I had been playing clarinet for a few years at that point, so already knew had to read music, perform in public, etc. So if only I was given the opportunity to play bass, I most certainly would. Less than a year later I had joined the Middle School Jazz Band, and that gave me a very firm grasp on just how much I loved this here BASS thing. And I still do, decades later.

So other than Colonel Claypool, my other huge influence in my early days of bassdom was Melvin Gibbs. He was a jazz guy who ended up in the Rollins Band during their big MTV years, and really, was a fucking monster. Never had I heard such huge tones, it was almost like a freight train was in the band, charging through as if they hired one huge metal mass with infinite precision. I'm not really smitten by artists normally, as I definitely concentrate more on their creation instead of the person, so I haven't really done much of backstage thing or contacted my heroes just for fun. One of the few exceptions was Melvin Gibbs, whom I pestered with a couple of emails when I discovered his Myspace page some years back. "Remember that time you were in Rollins Band? That was pretty cool..."

Anyhow, I don't really like this album, not really my thing outside the wilder tracks. Urban jazz hip hop? I don't even know. But, I am still thankful for what Melvin Gibbs taught me, without him even knowing who I am. Well, he was quite gracious for our brief Myspork dealings, so he did know me for 3 emails worth of my disgusting fanboyisms.

Fun fact: Cool Older Kid Next Door also was also responsible for showing me Napalm Death around the same time as Primus, so I must say thanks for both of those highly influential things, buddy. He moved to Fiji a few years later, and I only had brief contact with him once in 1995 when he came back to visit the US for a week. By that time he had quit playing bass and also gave up on death metal as well. "You still like that stuff? Eh, it's just a phase, you'll be over it soon." Oh well, he did know that bass was in my blood at that point, so he was 1 for 2. I wonder where he ended up...
 
i got that Autoa album for free from All Thats Heavy with an order many years ago, it's good until the very last track with the godawful singing.
 
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SWANS RELATED PROJECT: M. Gira - Drainland

This isn't Swans Lite, Diet Swans, or whatever low calorie nomenclature you might decide to reduce this particular excess chunk of a side project to. No, this is more of a Swans Dark, Swans Muck, or maybe even Swans Heavy (yes, like whipping cream), if in fact you wish to summarize it with two words or less. The first song in particular is quite moving, and in no positive fashion. The mantlepiece is a drunken argument between two lovers, Gira and Jarboe in this particular case, that many humans have lived and relived far too many times again and again. Apparently she recorded it one night and he found it some time later. Being confronted by such a stain can be quite revealing, depressingly powerful stuff.

Which brings me to where my marriage is today. I'm not entirely sure, can't locate it on any map that I know. Oh sure, some questions like that are nearly akin to What Does Being In Love Smell Like because it can be awfully hard to tell outside of the current context, as such clarity is rarely achieved until past reflection. I know real art when I feel it, just as I know true love when I've lost it. The human condition isn't very fair much of the time, so why would something as beautiful as love be an exception? It's not, of course, at least not all of the time. Anyone who has been up into that wonderful sky can't tell you what it's like until they've long since fell through the hideous ground below.

But, this album, much like life, is not all about love. It just happens to be one of the more emotional states of being, unforgiving in its ability to create, destroy, and randomly reside every-possible-where between. Of course, why else would something so grand be easy? One could complain that IT SHOULD BE SIMPLE, DAMMIT but that would grossly be missing the point. Masturbating is simple. If love resided in that boat, nobody would fucking care about it, nor should they ever bother. Base pleasures are fine in limited doses, but a life dedicated to them can quickly piss off and die a bland, useless death.

It's a sad world where love is easy and clean. I'll take adventure and confusion over an easily lead existence. I've always promised my wife this that I made no guarantees of security or sanity, along with the certainty of many ups and even more downs in our life together. But: there will NEVER be a dull moment. She will always be entertained, decisions betwixt good and evil need not apply. What I didn't tell her is that I promised myself the same thing many years ago: I will NEVER be bored. Of course, given her track record, she already figured that part out a long time ago. Which brings us back to why I do love her so very much... perhaps I will discuss that with a later album.