5 working class meals/ways to die

[Strangelight]

egg and chips/heart attack
fish fingers and chips/stabbing
economy burger and chips/drowning
scouse/plane crash
beans on toast/heroin overdose

 

[Mick Moss]

You cunt I was gonna get straight in there with the fish fingers and chips. Right

Pie Dinner / Colonic Cancer
Crisp Butty / Asthma Attack
Cheap Sausage, Netto Sketti ALDI Oven Chips / Head Trauma
Corned Beef Hash + Brarn Sarce / Fall into meat grinder
Pot Noodle / Intestine Trauma

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

mini kievs beans and waffles/carbon monoxide poisoning
hp full english breakfast in a tin/suicide
somerfield beef stew for one/pulmonary embolism
sayers meat and tater pastie (reheated) and beans/falling out of a tree
chicken nuggets and chips/trapped in an industrial oven

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

someone wrote a review of the hp all day breakfast:

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/hp-all-day-breakfast-1/441354/

 

[Bambi]

sounds alright to me, could be handy for post pub nourishment

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

its not bad actually. ive had it a few times.just stick it in a pan and there ya go. you can just swallow the scotch eggs without tasting them.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Scouse/gardening accident
jam butties/suffocate under your own massive boobs
egg and chips/suicide
toad in the hole/cancer
bangers and mash/the plague

 

[Maqus]

bread-and-fat with onions / slipping and banging your head into the kerbside
paprika potatoes / electric shock by a Color Star television set
pasta with potatoes / third class burning
potatoes with onion / choking in a solvent inhalant plastic bag
popcorn / getting chopped up by an industrial fan

 

[Alwin]

forget the food, let's die:

1) jumping of a 10 story apartment building and being able to look under the dress of a girl walking by just before you hit the ground
2) slice your wrists with two new razorblades bought at the drug store, you feel like fainting when the blood gushes out
3) take a shitload of sleeping pills and tape a plastic bag around your neck
4) old age (?)
5) run around the back of the bus to just catch it, but don't notice the bus parking right behind your bus - squash!

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

forget the food lets die?? not a very optimistic outlook Alwin.. have you not yet discovered the wonders of a jam buttie.

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

hamburger helper/choking
spam/bee sting allergy
macaroni and cheese/getting run over by a train
tv dinners/falling into a mine shaft
pan pierogi/getting hit by a stray peice of shrapnel at a demolition derby

 

[blackeyed]

cheese on toast (onion optional depends how working class you are)/melting in a volcacno
chips and curry / inhale toxic fumes
hotpot / burried alive (die of suffocation)
ham butties / hacked to death with cleaver
beans bacon and sausage / death by infected ingrowing toemail.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

death by infected ingrowing toemail.

I've had that (apart from the death bit), it was'nt too pleasurable.

 

[Alwin]

forget the food lets die?? not a very optimistic outlook Alwin.. have you not yet discovered the wonders of a jam buttie.

can you choke on that?

 

[zupi_clone]

cheese on potatoe waffles / sliding down a large razor blade... naked

 

[blackeyed]

cheese on potatoe waffles / sliding down a large razor blade... naked

now thats fit, not the razor blade bit, you wana try that with a bit of chopped spring onion....mmmmmm

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

awww yeah cheese on waffles.. and onion then whack the 2 on top of eachother with salad in the middle and its a waffley good buttie.

 

[Bambi]

oooooh..............
my old mans a jaffa
he wears a jaffa hat
on the twelfth of july
he dresses like a twat

 

[blackeyed]

oooooh..............
my old mans a jaffa
he wears a jaffa hat
on the twelfth of july
he dresses like a twat

its fine until it gets to the third line and then i loose the tune..
maybe

'and on the 12th day of july / he dresses like a twat'

 

[MetallicaSux]

Fish and chips/ Shark Attack
Pie and Gravy/ Beheading in IRAQ
Cornflakes/ Getting Burnt to a crisp
Sushi/ Dying of eating Sushi
Pizza/ Getting hit by a train