The Kurt Cobain Thread

Teh Grimace

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The Greys said:
I'll laugh my ass off it someone makes a curt cobain thread tomorrow.

Laugh, clown.

HERE, IN THIS THREAD, WE SHALL COMPILE THE WORLD'S (gmd's) LONGEST LIST OF DEAD ROCK'N'ROLL MUSICIANS:

(note: if you can, add what bands/projects they were involved in, and their specific cause of death.)

THE LIST

Jeff Buckley (solo) {drowned in the Mississippi}
Tim Buckley (solo) {heroin+alcohol overdose}
Nick Drake (solo) {anti-depressant overdose}
Cliff Burton (Metallica) {something involving Sweden}
Erik Brødreskift [Grim] (Borknagar) {sleeping pill overdose}
Joe Strummer (The Clash) {cancer, I think}
Oystein Aarseth [Euronymous] (Mayhem) {fell on a knife}
Per Yngve Ohlin [Dead] (Mayhem) {fell on shotgun pellets, face first}
.
Bon Scott (AC/DC) {choked on his own vomit like a real punkrocker}
.
Ace Börje Forsberg [Quorthon] (Bathory) {heart failure}
David Wayne (Metal Church) {complications from injuries sustained from a car accident}
.
Dimebag Darrell (Pantera/Damage Plan) {death by fanboy}
Piggy (Voivod) {terminal spirit disease}
Chuck Schuldiner (Death, Control Denied) {terminal spirit disease}
Roger Patterson (Athiest) {car accident}
Mama Cass (Mamas and Poppas) {chicken bone, ham sandwich, rolled over wrong & suffocated under her own fatrolls, etc.}
Elvis Presly (solo) {in the can, while dropping a big hunka burnin' love}
.
J.D. Kimball (Omen) {???}
.
Phil Lynott (Thin Lizzy) {heroin lolz}
.
Jimi Hendrix (solo) {overdose and/or choking on his own/someone else's vomit}
Einar Fredriksen (Funeral (NOR)) {suicide solution}
Agyl (Scald (RUS)) {unknown, dead in 1997}
Paul Baloff (Exodus) {stroke man, stroke man}
.
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin) {choked on Jimmy Page's vomit}
Randy Rhoads (Ozzy,Quiet Riot) {just a plane ol' crash}
.
Teemu Raimoranta (Finntroll) {falling 'accident'/suicide}
Johnny Cash (solo) {does, indeed, "count"}
Jim Morrison (the Doors) {to paraphrase Dennis Leary, "I'm drunk, I'm nobody, I'm drunk, I'm famous, I'm drunk, I'm dead. The life of The Lizard King."}
.
Elliott Smith (solo) {suicide solution, poor d00d...}
.
Ian Curtis (Joy Division) {hanged himself}
Layne Staley (Alice in Chains) {heroin/cocaine LOLZ!}
Ronnie van Zant + some other dudes (Lynyrd Skynyrd) {fell out of the sky}
Valfar (Windir) {hypothermia, the "kvltist" way to die}
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Steve MacDonald (Gorguts) {suicide solution/death by noose}
.
Karcharoth (Infernum, Graveland) {suicide solution}
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Krzysztof 'Doc' Raczkowski (Vader) {he don't like teh drugs, but teh drugs likes him}
Mieszko Talarczyk (Nasum) {tsunami-related}
Fred "Death" Duval (Massacra) {terminal spirit disease}
.
Fana Medek and Mirek Sabata (Amon (Cze)) {car crash}
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Jørgen Skjölden (Fester (Nor)) {overdose}
Thorsten Reissdorf (Torchure) {car accident}
Andreas Reissdorf (Torchure) {same car accident, I'd assume}
Michael Schmale (Lemming Project) {???}
.
Kurt Struebing (NME) {drove off a fucking bridge lol}
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...that's a start, now come up with some more. I'll keep adding to my list, and add everyone else's suggestions if I care enough.
 
Ace Börje Forsberg [Quorthon] (Bathory) {heart failure}
David Wayne (Metal Church, David Wayne's Metal Church, David Wayne, Reverend, Heathen) {complications from injuries sustained from a car accident}
 
Dimebag Darrell (Pantera/Damage Plan) [murdered] For every post in response to this that is standard run of the mill "Gayfag Duh-rell sucks my cock, he's not even a musician, fuck you you poser mallgoth faggoth emo gay boy for mentioning him..." I will chug a beer. I feel like getting WASTED.
Piggy (Voivod) [terminal disease]
Chuck Schuldinger (Death, Control Denied) [terminal disease]
Roger Patterson (Athiest) [car accident]
Mama Cass (Mamas and Poppas) [chocked on a fucking chicken bone! That pwns all rockstar deaths except for...]
Elvis Presly (solo) [taking a shit]
 
Nirvana's Bleach is a great record, heavy as shit in places... there's is a lot of subtle Frost influence in there.. I think Kurt even admitted that they had made a point of listening to a Frost before recording the album.

I thought he wrote some amazing songs...definately had a good ear.
 
Teh Grimarse said:
yo, um, n00bert... for future reference, you should read a thread before you post in it.

chill out man..

it says the "Kurt cobain" thread and i thought i would put my 2 bob in on Kurt Cobain.... maybe you should have called it the "a list of Rock n Roll deaths" thread, would make sense wouldnt it ?? only a suggestion.........
 
Jimi Hendrix (solo) {who knows! but he's dead as a dodo anyhoo! probably choked on his own vomit that's what they tell me!}
Einar Fredriksen (Funeral (NOR)) {suicide}
Agyl (Scald (RUS)) {unknown, dead in 1997}
Paul Baloff (Exodus) {stroke}
 
Insilden_The Shred said:
Keith Richards ( The Rolling Stones ) does it count that it looks like by all rights he should be dead?

Hhahah yes. Let's just announce that he's clinically dead here and get it over with.
 
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin) Choked on his own vomit in Jimmy Pages House
Randy Rhoads(Ozzy,Quiet Riot) Died in plain crash
 
Teemu Raimoranta; Finntroll, something else also? - Falling 'accident'/suicide
Does Johnny Cash count?
And Jim Morrison, the Doors.
 
DeathsSweetEmbrace said:
Dimebag Darrell (Pantera/Damage Plan) [murdered] For every post in response to this that is standard run of the mill "Gayfag Duh-rell sucks my cock, he's not even a musician, fuck you you poser mallgoth faggoth emo gay boy for mentioning him..." I will chug a beer. I feel like getting WASTED.
Piggy (Voivod) [terminal disease]
Chuck Schuldinger (Death, Control Denied) [terminal disease]
Roger Patterson (Athiest) [car accident]
Mama Cass (Mamas and Poppas) [chocked on a fucking chicken bone! That pwns all rockstar deaths except for...]
Elvis Presly (solo) [taking a shit]

Gayfag Duh-rell sucks my cock, he's not even a musician, fuck you you poser mallgoth faggoth emo gay boy for mentioning him...

Drink bitch
 
Ian Curtis (Joy Division) - Hanged himself
Layne Staley (Alice in Chains) - Drug overdose (on a mixture of heroin and cocaine)
Ronnie van Zant (+ some other dudes from Lynyrd Skynyrd) - Plane crash
Valfar [don't know his real name] (Windir) - Hypothermia

If electronic music counts I can think of a few more but the thread said rock and roll, so...
 
Steve MacDonald(gorguts) suicide - death by noose.

I have two of his drum sticks. \m/