a co-worker just told me i "looked like a vegan"

[xfer]

but she said "vedge-an" and then laughed, because her daughter had very seriously told her once that she thought of becoming a "vedge-an" so i guess it was an in-joke.

but my co-worker was serious, i think. what do vegans look like and why do i look like one?

 

[FalseTodd]

They all wear shirts two sizes too small.

 

[xfer]

to match their little vegan hearts?

 

[FalseTodd]

I was thinking that, actually.

 

[xfer]

maybe it was her way of saying that i produced really stinky farts?

 

[avi]

should've been a poll

 

[lizard]

are vegans usually pale and wan?

 

[xfer]

i'm not THAT pale.

of course, i'm not especially swarthy, either.

 

[mindspell]

Metrosexuals == vegans

The one and only fight!

 

[minxnim]

im sure you could dispell that theory as soon as you start spouting rhetoric about your dog concentration camp.

 

[xfer]

hey, i'm not advocating using their pelts or meat for anything! ethical vegans don't seem to care much about animals being killed as long as they're not used for anything.

 

[minxnim]

hey, i'm not advocating using their pelts or meat for anything! ethical vegans don't seem to care much about animals being killed as long as they're not used for anything.

you must know only down syndrome/fragile x syndrome suffering vegans i guess.

 

[lizard]

it's a ranch, not a camp!

 

[xfer]

what's fragile x syndrome? something chromosomal, i take it? like kleinfelter's? (sp)

 

[minxnim]

http://www.fragilex.org/home.htm



it must be hard to only know people like that alex.

 

[xfer]

as i understood it, the root of ethical (as opposed to health) veganism was based around the principle shifting primary responsibility for killing animals to secondary responsibility, through the practise of things like totalitarian agriculture and the like--not reducing the number of animals killed.

 

[minxnim]

isn't klinefelter's like having bitch tits?

 

[xfer]

whoa that was like a smart-girl way of saying i know a lot of tards!

 

[minxnim]

alex, i have no idea what sort of veganism that is, but i've never heard a vegan i know (and i know many many many of them) that said anything like that.

like i said, maybe those are the 'retarded' vegans and i guess i dont mingle in the same crowd.

 

[goatschool]

the lady at dunkin donuts just told me i look like six vegans stuck in an anchovy tin