A.I.M.

[Melodeath]

Who is that?

Me

 

[ossa]

My sn is matakinyoobi. Come bug me sometime =)

 

[King Richard]

I thought this was pretty funny. I'm pulltheplug btw.


PullThePlug04 (10:07:53 PM): you need emporer
PullThePlug04 (10:07:55 PM): emperor
Docile Dominance (10:07:58 PM): emperor sucks
Docile Dominance (10:08:03 PM): I owned three albums
Docile Dominance (10:08:05 PM): and I sold them
Docile Dominance (10:08:07 PM): overrated
PullThePlug04 (10:08:10 PM): ..................................................
Docile Dominance (10:08:19 PM): I never got what was so special about the band
PullThePlug04 (10:08:43 PM): eh
PullThePlug04 (10:08:47 PM): doesnt surprise me honestly
PullThePlug04 (10:09:00 PM): should never get rid of an essential metal bands stuff though
PullThePlug04 (10:09:05 PM): one day it might click
PullThePlug04 (10:09:16 PM): happened to me plenty of times
Docile Dominance (10:09:17 PM): sorry
Docile Dominance (10:09:21 PM): I needed the space for other shit I like
PullThePlug04 (10:09:25 PM): yeah
PullThePlug04 (10:09:26 PM): like trivium
PullThePlug04 (10:09:27 PM): fuck you
Docile Dominance (10:09:35 PM): you're a goddamn niggercuntbitch
PullThePlug04 (10:09:55 PM): yeah well
PullThePlug04 (10:09:57 PM): doesnt matter
PullThePlug04 (10:09:59 PM): trivium fan
Docile Dominance (10:10:04 PM): I hate you
PullThePlug04 (10:10:11 PM): dont hate me
PullThePlug04 (10:10:17 PM): i didnt ram my cock down your throat and force you to buy it
PullThePlug04 (10:10:27 PM): or wait...did i?
PullThePlug04 (10:11:04 PM): lol
PullThePlug04 (10:11:09 PM): gonna post that in the aim thread
Docile Dominance (10:11:23 PM): I hate you
Docile Dominance (10:11:31 PM): don't post my AIM name my pals
Docile Dominance (10:11:35 PM): I don't want everyone to see
PullThePlug04 (10:11:39 PM): oh god
PullThePlug04 (10:11:45 PM): like anyone wants to talk to your loser ass
Docile Dominance (10:11:48 PM): ...
PullThePlug04 (10:11:52 PM): lol pwn

 

[rms]

so King Drunkard now enjoys 3 bands, Emperor Opeth and DT?

 

[The Ozzman]

Pretty much

 

[King Richard]

Forgot about Cannibal Corpse, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Dismember, Maiden, Priest, Sabbath, Immortal, Megadeth, Death, Kreator, Bathory, Carcass, Bolt Thrower, Dimmu Borgir, At The Gates, The Crown, Pessimist, Kalmah, Vader, Edge Of Sanity, Celtic Frost, Dissection, Exodus, Bloodbath, Darkthrone, Mayhem, Killswitch Engage, Suffocation, Acid Bath, Candlemass, Obituary, Destruction, Mercyful Fate, Enslaved, Dawn, Overkill, Sodom, Burzum, Motley Crue, My Dying Bride...eh I give up. I think I proved my point. Granted none of it is uber obscure shit, but I don't really care.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Nah.

 

[King Richard]

Nah what?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Granted none of it is uber obscure shit, but I don't really care.

then it isn't tr00 joo poser mang!

 

[King Richard]

:danceboy: Can't touch this!

 

[Zephyrus]

My 60-year-old father listening to Metal...

JimSwistX: ahhh, this one is like some on the CD you gave me. The vocals from hell
Zephyrus2007: metal is very diverse
JimSwistX: you say that all the time, but this guy is defintely in the river Styx
Zephyrus2007: its a strange aesthetic that a lot of bands use
JimSwistX: sounds like the exorcist...
Zephyrus2007: it's what scares a lot of people away from metal, the extreme vocals
JimSwistX: his head is turning 360 degrees...
JimSwistX: I actually like the "demons screaming in hell: stuff
Zephyrus2007: next song is for you
JimSwistX: i cant wait
JimSwistX: can you get me this CD?
Zephyrus2007: of course
JimSwistX: I will play it when I destroy the world...

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[grimmy82]

Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:15:24 PM): im so shallow
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:15:29 PM): i need to get some
Baldy (9/14/2008 7:15:36 PM): you can get me
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:15:48 PM): yeah yeah i know
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:15:57 PM): i dun chased you and caught you already
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:15:59 PM): the thrill is gone
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:16:01 PM): HAHAHHA
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:16:02 PM): jk
Baldy (9/14/2008 7:16:14 PM): but the thril of sexcicles is still there
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:17:02 PM): hmmmmmmmmm
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:17:05 PM): possibly
Baldy (9/14/2008 7:17:10 PM): absolutely\
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:17:50 PM): hmmmmmm
Amy Lou (9/14/2008 7:17:52 PM): hmmmmmmmm

 

[Valerie]

Skjebnevette: this new firefox is horribly gay
LadySway1985: firefox thinks you're an asshole but a quality web surfer

 

[FerretallicA]

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Ferret says:
i assume you dont mean the Queensryche song Damaged..
Damaged says:
nope
Damaged says:
the mad band damaged
Ferret says:
the melboune fags
Ferret says:
doublekicks is all they have going for them
Damaged says:
yeah..... who took their inspiration from Queenscryche.. who they saw in a gay bar one night
Ferret says:
yeah must've been the gay bar having a protest against music that isnt gay
Ferret says:
which is why damaged were there to support the protest
Damaged says:
nah.. it was an anti-protest bar
Damaged says:
no proestes allowed.. just absolute fags
Ferret says:
explains why damaged were there
Ferret says:
queensryche got kicked out for not being gay and damaged said they'd suck lots of cocks if they were allowed to take the place
Damaged says:
well... thats not quite ho wit went
Ferret says:
yeah i know, damaged were already sucking cocks
Damaged says:
they wer ekicked out for being TOO gay
Ferret says:
but they said they'd let big bouncer joe fist their arses if they could play instead
Damaged says:
there was a limit for how gay people entering the bar could be
Ferret says:
queensryche were only there to get drunk and didnt realise it was a gay bar, but wheen they asked for shots the bartender tried to give them cumshots so they left and damaged drank the shots instead
Damaged says:
yeah.. becaus ethe drinks wee really hardcore alchol spirits.. and Queensyrche were too gay to try em.. instead beliving the word of th ebartender who was having a joke
Ferret says:
more like hardcore porn shots, and the bartender was having a jerk

 

[cookiecutter]

Skjebnevette: this new firefox is horribly gay
LadySway1985: firefox thinks you're an asshole but a quality web surfer

brilliant

 

[grimmy82]

Amy Lou: im getting ready to eat
General Grievous: not hungry....i can has cat food?
General Grievous: orly
BUZZ!!!
Amy Lou: haha YA RLY
Amy Lou: your "cat food sandwich" is disgusting
Amy Lou: GROSS
Amy Lou: youre disgusting g-dogg
General Grievous: ok....GOAT CHEESE
General Grievous: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL....
Amy Lou: YOURE GROSS
Amy Lou: youre makin me sick
General Grievous: CAN'T YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT SEMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[skeptik]

texting:

me: You seriously need to fuck off and get out of my life already, all you do is cause me grief
Swizzlenuts: But that's why you love me
me: Fuck off nowadays Brandons
Swizzlenuts: Are you waiting for the bus?
me: No, class
Swizzlenuts: I'm in partial differential equations. It's very faggotty
me: I'm waiting for the posers in the previous class to gtfo so I can sit in the room and wait for my philosophy class to start
Swizzlenuts: And listen to Darkspace?
me: Do you think Densehammer is a shitty band name
Swizzlenuts: Band name?
me: yes
Swizzlenuts: Sounds dense tbh
me: Want to be in the band
Swizzlenuts: Why, I suck at guitar
me: So, I can't play anything
Swizzlenuts: Because I'm better than you
me: If by better you mean uglier and have a small penis
Swizzlenuts: O rly?
me: Yes
Swizzlenuts: No
me: Son, let's face it, I'm pretty
Swizzlenuts: Lolz
me: Wtf are you laughing at, have you not seen my majestic mountain pictures
Swizzlenuts: No but I bet they are anti-majestic
me: You are ignorant and speak out of ignorance so I forgive you
Swizzlenuts: Class is so fucking boring
me: Do something about it, piss on somebody
Swizzlenuts: How about the prof?
me: Good idea
Swizzlenuts: I'm peeing on him now
me: Nice

 

[whiskey funeral]

Those last few lines

 

[swizzlenuts]

it was a good piss, tbh