A.I.M.

Epic4Ever86: ooohhhhhh, mike.... dont tempt me like this
Rowli12: who is this ski?
Epic4Ever86: pat ski
Rowli12: ooooooo no wa
Epic4Ever86: way brah. hows it goin?
Rowli12: way chillio
Rowli12: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiii
Rowli12: PAT IO
Rowli12: u wanna cyber a bit?
Rowli12: real quick
Rowli12: i got like 5 mintues
Epic4Ever86: thats right. only if u start
Epic4Ever86: bri said u guys had a bomb time at shaf's tha other night
Rowli12: all right, i have a ping pong table and i bed u over and start shoving one of the legs in there, starting to shoove the whole thing it
Rowli12: in*
Rowli12: yeah shaffs was chillio mc goo
Epic4Ever86: ooh, now im torn between sex and a real conversation
Rowli12: lol

A bit later...

Rowli12: http://amishboy.diaryland.com/040127_14.html
Rowli12: fuck ya man
Rowli12: u havin a blast there?
Rowli12: hold up i gotta take a poopy
Rowli12: i'llbe back in a bit
Epic4Ever86: yeah, definitely man... ok. ill wait
Rowli12 is away at 8:34:41 PM.
Rowli12: hold up
Rowli12: yo
Rowli12: i'm gonna press 3
Rowli12: right when the poop is commin out
Rowli12: i'm on my laptop
Rowli12: i'm on the tiolet now
Rowli12: one came out
Rowli12: it was being tempermental
Rowli12: ew a fart
Rowli12: GROSSSSSsssssss
Rowli12: juicy
Rowli12: ew
Epic4Ever86: WHAT THE HELLL ARE U DOING MIKE! I hate you.
Rowli12: small farts
Rowli12: its prob cause i'm bending over
Rowli12: and typing
Rowli12: i'm getting all these random farts
Epic4Ever86: oh my god mike, i absolutely hate u right now
Rowli12: lil pee came out
Rowli12: i'm dead seriuous too
Rowli12: no more poopy i dont think
Epic4Ever86: and what the fuck is that website?
Epic4Ever86: are u done?
Rowli12: wait
Rowli12: here comes one
Epic4Ever86: damn
Rowli12: ffarts
Rowli12: here it comes
Rowli12: 3
Rowli12: it just went in
Rowli12: it was slimy
Rowli12: i'm done i think
Rowli12: whipe time
Epic4Ever86: well, at least i know for sure it really is you mike
Rowli12: lol
 
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A bit later...

Rowli12: http://amishboy.diaryland.com/040127_14.html
Rowli12: fuck ya man
Rowli12: u havin a blast there?
Rowli12: hold up i gotta take a poopy
Rowli12: i'llbe back in a bit
Epic4Ever86: yeah, definitely man... ok. ill wait
Rowli12 is away at 8:34:41 PM.
Rowli12: hold up
Rowli12: yo
Rowli12: i'm gonna press 3
Rowli12: right when the poop is commin out
Rowli12: i'm on my laptop
Rowli12: i'm on the tiolet now
Rowli12: one came out
Rowli12: it was being tempermental
Rowli12: ew a fart
Rowli12: GROSSSSSsssssss
Rowli12: juicy
Rowli12: ew
Epic4Ever86: WHAT THE HELLL ARE U DOING MIKE! I hate you.
Rowli12: small farts
Rowli12: its prob cause i'm bending over
Rowli12: and typing
Rowli12: i'm getting all these random farts
Epic4Ever86: oh my god mike, i absolutely hate u right now
Rowli12: lil pee came out
Rowli12: i'm dead seriuous too
Rowli12: no more poopy i dont think
Epic4Ever86: and what the fuck is that website?
Epic4Ever86: are u done?
Rowli12: wait
Rowli12: here comes one
Epic4Ever86: damn
Rowli12: ffarts
Rowli12: here it comes
Rowli12: 3
Rowli12: it just went in
Rowli12: it was slimy
Rowli12: i'm done i think
Rowli12: whipe time
Epic4Ever86: well, at least i know for sure it really is you mike
Rowli12: lol

:lol:
 
It was a friend of mine who's just really weird. His sense of humor is impossible to explain, but if you hung out with him you wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Really a fun kid.
 
Bumpity bump bump.

WarHeart 87: val!
WarHeart 87: did you have dinner yet?
LadySway1985: yes
WarHeart 87: what'd you eat?
LadySway1985: chicken and pasta
WarHeart 87: was it good?
LadySway1985: yes
WarHeart 87: on scale of 1-10, 10 being the best, how would you rate it?
LadySway1985: 8
WarHeart 87: congratulations, you just won an apple iphone!
LadySway1985: omfg
LadySway1985: i'd like to thank my family, dad i love you, my friends, i couldn't get this far without you
LadySway1985: and of course, my main man satan
WarHeart 87: gotta thank the man downstairs
 
Skjebnevette: do you know what's the best thing about owning Blod-Draum
ninjamunkey00: no what is it
Skjebnevette: telling people that you own Blod-Draum
ninjamunkey00: hha
ninjamunkey00: did you just get it?
Skjebnevette: no
ninjamunkey00: oh ok
Skjebnevette: I've had it for a bit now
ninjamunkey00: oh cool
ninjamunkey00: how much was it
Skjebnevette: I actually got it for pretty cheap on ebay.de about a year and a half ago
ninjamunkey00: nice
Skjebnevette: how do you feel about that
ninjamunkey00: i do not have much opinion on the matter
ninjamunkey00: of an*
Skjebnevette: you mean you're jealous
ninjamunkey00: time to get some food
Skjebnevette: some comfort food to ease your feelings of jealousy
Skjebnevette: from what I understand pretzels are good comfort food
ninjamunkey00: oic
ninjamunkey00: ima ctually getting icecream iirc
Skjebnevette: another good choice for comfort food
ninjamunkey00: i didnt kwno ti was comfort food tbh
Skjebnevette: your subconscious knew
ninjamunkey00: o rly
Skjebnevette: yes
ninjamunkey00: this is delicious tbh
Skjebnevette: the delicious comfort
ninjamunkey00: yeah
Skjebnevette: I hurt my ass
ninjamunkey00: how
Skjebnevette: doing situps with jeans on
ninjamunkey00: that will do it
Skjebnevette: yes
Skjebnevette: I think I tore skin
Skjebnevette: it hurts to sit
ninjamunkey00: why didn't you styop
Skjebnevette: I did
ninjamunkey00: it ripped after 1 sit-up?
Skjebnevette: no
Skjebnevette: it didn't hurt until after
ninjamunkey00: oh
Skjebnevette: I'm just doing naked situps from now on
ninjamunkey00: that is the way tbh
Skjebnevette: I'll take pictures if you want them
ninjamunkey00: sweet
Skjebnevette: I'm going to piss in your soup
ninjamunkey00: i dont have any soup
Skjebnevette: because you're a faggot
Skjebnevette: lol
ninjamunkey00: what
Skjebnevette: what I said
ninjamunkey00: oh
Skjebnevette: it was funny
Skjebnevette: my poems are metal as fuck
ninjamunkey00: send
Skjebnevette: no
ninjamunkey00: ok
Skjebnevette: you'll make fun of them
ninjamunkey00: probably not tbh
ninjamunkey00: even though you never listened to thatc lip I sent you afaik :p
Skjebnevette: they're gloriously cheesy and filled with buzzwords
ninjamunkey00: clip*
Skjebnevette: that's true, I didn't
ninjamunkey00: so do it
Skjebnevette: I can't
ninjamunkey00: do you need the link
Skjebnevette: I don't have speakers
ninjamunkey00: oh ok
ninjamunkey00: no headphones?
Skjebnevette: no
ninjamunkey00: do you ever listen to music on the computer?
Skjebnevette: yes
ninjamunkey00: how
Skjebnevette: well I play music
Skjebnevette: I suppose I don't actually listen to it
ninjamunkey00: haha
Skjebnevette: but I like to watch the waves and guess what the songs sound like based on what effects they produce
ninjamunkey00: that is a fun exercise tbh
Skjebnevette: that's how I experience all of my music
ninjamunkey00: yes I prefer visual music
ninjamunkey00: audio is annoying imo
Skjebnevette: it turns out I was very wrong about what the bands who played at DoD actually sounded like
ninjamunkey00: lol
Skjebnevette: I had no wavy lines with which to compare but I assume they were the right bands
ninjamunkey00: youw ill never know
Skjebnevette: that experience has given me a better idea of what the lines mean though, so I think I'm getting more accurate
ninjamunkey00: it's always nice to improve
Skjebnevette: I can even tell the production values
Skjebnevette: like I just 'listened' to Live In Leipzig and I could tell that it was a very raw live recording
ninjamunkey00: haha
 
Avo says:
i hope she goes to bed thinking i'm going to dump her
Avo says:
just so that she remembers to call me next time
Luke says:
^thats terrible
Luke says:
:rofl:
Avo says:
but so true
Avo says:
omg
Avo says:
i just
Avo says:
pissed
Avo says:
i need to take up drinking
Avo says:
if she had called, and been like, Nikki is over and we can't hang out
Avo says:
i would have been cool with it
Avo says:
it would have sucked
Avo says:
but i would have moved on to do soemthing else
Avo says:
no
Avo says:
no f'n call
Luke says:
=[
Avo says:
now i'm going to get off to unusual forms of porn
Avo says:
because my evening is ruined
Avo says:
am i going to do my homework
Avo says:
hell no
Avo says:
you beat off to my anger
Luke says:
oh i will
Avo says:
you're probably doing it right now
Avo says:
thats why you wern't talking
Avo says:
because you were preoccupied
Avo says:
with your lil' pal