A.I.M.

[cookiecutter]

wat

 

[Ender Rises]

I was gonna say the same basic punchline as her.

 

[General Zaroff]

eeks looktRAWR (2:59:07 PM): i dont understand your language, man but listen i found a new band
eeks looktRAWR (2:59:10 PM): called megadeath
eeks looktRAWR (2:59:12 PM): ever heard?
HybridOfSteel444 (2:59:15 PM): lol
HybridOfSteel444 (2:59:20 PM): of course i heard
eeks looktRAWR (2:59:22 PM): lol they're like reallly old
HybridOfSteel444 (2:59:27 PM): megadeth is a part of the big 4
eeks looktRAWR (2:59:31 PM): not so hxc, but i like them

lolwut

 

[The Ozzman]

Proof that there still are people who have never heard of Megadeth

 

[Ender Rises]

Wow...

 

[mutantllama]

lulz

 

[General Zaroff]

pixie0484 (6:39:17 PM): my brain is freezing...i have the worst headach evvvvver
HybridOfSteel444 (6:39:31 PM): drink a gallon of morphine
pixie0484 (6:39:48 PM): ok
pixie0484 (6:39:53 PM): can i borrow some??
HybridOfSteel444 (6:39:57 PM): i have none
HybridOfSteel444 (6:39:59 PM): ask eddy
pixie0484 (6:40:29 PM): does he usually have sum??
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:33 PM): yes
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:36 PM): just ask
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:38 PM): he will say
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:39 PM): no
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:40 PM): but
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:41 PM): he
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:42 PM): will
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:44 PM): give
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:45 PM): you
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:49 PM): ibprofen
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:50 PM): and
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:52 PM): you will
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:53 PM): eat
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:56 PM): them like
HybridOfSteel444 (6:40:57 PM): candy
pixie0484 (6:41:00 PM): o
pixie0484 (6:41:00 PM): k
pixie0484 (6:41:02 PM): stop
pixie0484 (6:41:04 PM): typin
pixie0484 (6:41:05 PM): like
pixie0484 (6:41:06 PM): this
HybridOfSteel444 (6:41:10 PM): n
HybridOfSteel444 (6:41:11 PM): o

 

[Ender Rises]

[20:51] LadySway1985: one of my cats bit me
[20:51] ENDER2188: Shoot it.
[20:51] LadySway1985: i guess that's what i get for sticking my finger in it's mouth
[20:51] ENDER2188: Oh. Well then you deserved it.
[20:51] ENDER2188: Can I stick my finger in your mouth?
[20:51] LadySway1985: i'll bite it
[20:52] ENDER2188: Ooo, kinky.
[20:52] LadySway1985: off
[20:52] ENDER2188: Whoa, now. That's a little much.

 

[skeptik]

I recommend that the funniness of future postings in this thread be verified by a third party before they get posted.

 

[genocide roach]

(17:32:37) genocide roach: do you think vegan chics like men?
(17:32:41) genocide roach: and have sex with men?
(17:32:44) genocide roach: cuz i mean...
(17:32:48) genocide roach: they dont like sausage...
(17:32:50) gr's sex kitten: LOL
(17:32:56) gr's sex kitten: they cant swallow, i know that
(17:33:06) genocide roach: lol, seriously?
(17:33:21) genocide roach: can they even give head?
(17:33:25) gr's sex kitten: that is an "animal product"
(17:33:33) gr's sex kitten: they can suck it, just not swallow
(17:33:39) gr's sex kitten: depending on the girl, might not be able to come in her mouth
(17:33:43) genocide roach: cuz if they do, and i cum, they killed millions of creatures
(17:33:51) gr's sex kitten: lol
(17:33:53) gr's sex kitten: no no no
(17:35:01) genocide roach: arent they against animal products cuz we kill and torture them?
(17:35:31) genocide roach: so unless she has sex with contraception, shes a murderer and a hypocrite
(17:35:37) genocide roach: ack
(17:35:41) genocide roach: w/o contraception
(17:35:53) gr's sex kitten: LOL

~gR~

 

[Valerie]

According to that, they wouldn't be allowed to even have sex for reproduction at all, because out of all of those sperm, only one makes it and the rest die.

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, but procreation is a natural process
~gR~

 

[supseudonymous]

yeah, but procreation is a natural process
~gR~

:zombie:

Omnivores killing animals to eat isn't?

 

[skeptik]

Stop posting unfunny conversations please.

 

[genocide roach]

well, the vegan chic gave em all a fighting chance. i mean, people die too, but we give most of em the chance to live.

but we're trying to apply logic to crazy people
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If only Susperia were still here to blow up in everyone's face...

I miss her.

 

[genocide roach]

im in love with susperia. she needs to be un banned
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

(17:32:37) genocide roach: do you think vegan chics like men?
(17:32:41) genocide roach: and have sex with men?
(17:32:44) genocide roach: cuz i mean...
(17:32:48) genocide roach: they dont like sausage...
(17:32:50) gr's sex kitten: LOL
(17:32:56) gr's sex kitten: they cant swallow, i know that
(17:33:06) genocide roach: lol, seriously?
(17:33:21) genocide roach: can they even give head?
(17:33:25) gr's sex kitten: that is an "animal product"
(17:33:33) gr's sex kitten: they can suck it, just not swallow
(17:33:39) gr's sex kitten: depending on the girl, might not be able to come in her mouth
(17:33:43) genocide roach: cuz if they do, and i cum, they killed millions of creatures
(17:33:51) gr's sex kitten: lol
(17:33:53) gr's sex kitten: no no no
(17:35:01) genocide roach: arent they against animal products cuz we kill and torture them?
(17:35:31) genocide roach: so unless she has sex with contraception, shes a murderer and a hypocrite
(17:35:37) genocide roach: ack
(17:35:41) genocide roach: w/o contraception
(17:35:53) gr's sex kitten: LOL

~gR~

Your "sex kitten" not only has a terrible sense of humor, but is also an idiot.

Here's a real conversation between some bros

Harkguy43: L
Harkguy43: is for the way you look at me
Harkguy43: O
Harkguy43: is for the only one I see
Harkguy43: V
Harkguy43: is very very, extraordinary
Harkguy43: E
Harkguy43: is even more than anyone that you do adore can
Harkguy43: love
Skjebnevette: :zombie:

 

[~Neurotica]

bluewizard1988 (1:46:13): im so tempted to comment on your pic on myspace where you're touching your pussy...your cat that is, holding it rather hahaha
SpinalMesh (1:46:36): LOL!!!
SpinalMesh (1:46:44): I was confused for a second ...

PS: SpinalMesh = me

 

[~Derek~]

That was a fun time Alina.