Skjebnevette: I thought there was something wrong with my car CD player, but evidently I just experienced a weird coincidence of having had two new CDs that I bought being incompatible with it :|
Trett Eik: that sucks
Trett Eik: Demand your car play said cd's, or you shall flog it with a dirty rag and let homeless men wash it
Skjebnevette: as if I didn't try that
Trett Eik: get all up in its asshole, demand its love or tell it to get the hell out of your life
Skjebnevette: inanimate objects don't respond well to harassment, I find
Trett Eik: pffff, you just got to try harder
Skjebnevette: I don't know how much harder I can try than raping a blanket
Trett Eik: Carnage ridden scenarios of beasts and mayhem excite me.... sexually
Trett Eik: you can rape anything if you put your mind to it
Skjebnevette: I think you need to do a little bit more than that...unless you're some kind of advanced mind-fucking life form
Skjebnevette: Zephyrus made me want McDonalds
Trett Eik: Oh my god that is disgusing
Trett Eik: you should be ashamed
Trett Eik: .....although I will eat the chicken nuggets...I feel so dirty for admitting that
Trett Eik: even after the whole chicken head incident
Skjebnevette: are you a sitter or a stander
Trett Eik: I stand during everything
Trett Eik: E V E R Y T H I N G
Skjebnevette: WTF
Skjebnevette: you stand to wipe?
Trett Eik: I don't know anyone who doesn't
Trett Eik: drinking v8, fruit style
Skjebnevette: lol v8
Trett Eik: jesus christ... how is it possible to fill up on salad?
Trett Eik: and how the shit did I accomplish such a thing?
Skjebnevette: well you are drinking V8, you might be a woman
Trett Eik: hmmmm
Trett Eik: maybe...
Skjebnevette: you might want to check
Trett Eik: shit, I was trying to think of something sexist
Trett Eik: and I just failed miserably
Skjebnevette: the clitoris is a rudimentary penis imo
Trett Eik: and cock tastes better than yams
Skjebnevette: wat :|
Trett Eik: The funny thing about that is, is now you have to wonder if you really would appreciate a nice cock over some shitty yams
Skjebnevette: I hope that means that you REALLY REALLY REALLY hate yams
Skjebnevette: Huckabee is my hero
Trett Eik: you sir, disgust me
Skjebnevette: y
Trett Eik: IT'S HUCKABEE FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!!
Skjebnevette: of course he's for Christ's sake, he's a complete human being
Skjebnevette: your logic is flawed lol
Trett Eik: wait, let me intelligently design an emoticon for this scenario
Trett Eik: >
Skjebnevette: looks like a chick gagging on a cock
Skjebnevette: =-O
Trett Eik: =-O
Skjebnevette: holy FUCKING shitdicks
Trett Eik: ... =-O
Trett Eik:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15250_wtf-8-strangest-communities-on-web.html
Skjebnevette: If you've ever sucked dick for ice, we're pretty sure that means you just really wanted to suck that dick.
Trett Eik: LOL
Skjebnevette: What it is
We honestly have no fucking clue. All we know is that it has a lot of weird anime porn on it and everyone who posts on it types in all caps and makes absolutely no sense.
Skjebnevette: Spock was pleased that he was able to give his Jim so much pleasure. He knew it was an activity outside of the Vulcan culture, but inside their cabin they were safe--and conjugal privacy was held in high regard by his people.
Trett Eik: That made me feel bad for Cookie and Lady V
Trett Eik: a knife sharp enough to cut yams
Skjebnevette: or assholes
Trett Eik: it's not hard to rip an asshole
Trett Eik: err.... "cut"
Trett Eik: :-D
Skjebnevette: I'll rip you a new one
Trett Eik:
Skjebnevette: with my penis
Skjebnevette: natch
Trett Eik: oh... :-(
Skjebnevette: not in a gay way of course
Trett Eik: How can that not be gay!?
Skjebnevette: it all depends on the intent
Skjebnevette: I frequently have sex with men, but it's by no means gay
Trett Eik: You just appreciate being able to feel your male friends genitalia in your hand at certain times of the day
Skjebnevette: not rly
Skjebnevette: that's kind of gay :\
Trett Eik: alright, I shall rephrase
Trett Eik: Being balls deep in other mens asses is not only a personal hobby of yours, it's an american past-time - god dammit, it's a right!
Skjebnevette: true, but I mainly do it in order to demonstrate my superiority and dominance over all things
Skjebnevette: Oscare Wilde was fucking badass for a cocksucker
Skjebnevette: are you and Ernest man
Trett Eik: it's important to be earnest!
Skjebnevette: *an
Skjebnevette: FUCK
Skjebnevette: FUCK YOU TYPO
Skjebnevette: not you
Trett Eik: not me fucking a typo?
Skjebnevette: yes
Trett Eik: oh abay
he said "wat"
