A.I.M.

LadySway1985: which UM smiley should i make a giant version of
Skjebnevette: my cock
LadySway1985: are you saying it's not big already?
LadySway1985: lulz
Skjebnevette: it's not giant
LadySway1985: :zombie:
Skjebnevette: it's enormous, but not giant
Skjebnevette: facepalm
Skjebnevette: I see all
LadySway1985: i deleted that because i realized your picture didn't have anything to do with facepalm
LadySway1985: it was high five
Skjebnevette: how observant my wannabe norwegian princess
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: you heard me
LadySway1985: wat
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you hear dme
LadySway1985: FUCK
LadySway1985: ASS
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: SHIT
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
LadySway1985: you heard me
Skjebnevette: wat
Skjebnevette: do you love me
LadySway1985: only if you think i'm not a serial killer
 
Lord Sepsis (8:19:48 PM): I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Trett Eik (8:20:01 PM): I AM BATEMAN!
Lord Sepsis (8:20:05 PM): LOLOL
Lord Sepsis (8:20:23 PM): I'm gonna kill you and play around with your blood
Lord Sepsis (8:20:32 PM): oh sweet holy shit
Lord Sepsis (8:20:47 PM): Pinhead + Patrick Bateman = Pinhead Bateman
Lord Sepsis (8:20:54 PM): No tears please, now lick her asshole.
Trett Eik (8:20:59 PM): LOL
 
Skjebnevette: what are you doing
LadySway1985: kicking the shit out of noobs
Skjebnevette: how about you spend some time with me
Skjebnevette: guess not
Skjebnevette: :(
LadySway1985: <3
Skjebnevette: are you done kicking the shit out of noobs mommy?
LadySway1985: yes, dear child
Skjebnevette: can we go to the park now mommy? *puppy eyes*
LadySway1985: don't you remember what happened last time?
LadySway1985: *flashback*
LadySway1985: little nec: you're all buttheads! my sand castle is obviously far superior in quality to all of yours! it's undeniable fact you cock monkeys! if you disagree i'll tell my mommy!
Skjebnevette: but it was quantifiably superior!
LadySway1985: yes, but you made everyone cry
Skjebnevette: they justifiably deserved it
LadySway1985: well that doesn't matter because we're not allowed to go back to that park again
Skjebnevette: but that's not fair :(
LadySway1985: well, that's what happens
Skjebnevette: fucking jews
 
LadySway1985: varg vikernes
LadySway1985: versus
LadySway1985: ghaal
LadySway1985: in a fist fight
LadySway1985: who wins
LadySway1985: i say ghaal by force of sheer intimidation
LadySway1985: but if varg had a knife
LadySway1985: maybe
Trett Eik: hmmm.....
Trett Eik: Vaarg could call upon his white heritage all he wants and it won't save him - but give him a three inch knife.... oh boy
Trett Eik: \Ghaal though, he's tortured people
Trett Eik: I would prob go with Ghaal tbh
LadySway1985: ghaal is probably bigger too
LadySway1985: taller
LadySway1985: and more gr1m since he lives in a completely remote part of norway
LadySway1985: and varg lives in a nice warm prison
Trett Eik: Tis true
LadySway1985: so right off the bat ghaal has +10 frost resistance
LadySway1985: but varg has a skill of 150 in daggers
Trett Eik: not to mention a +4 dagger to boot - extra bonus points
Trett Eik: well, much like varg fleeing the scene of a crime, I must go
Trett Eik: ttyl for more epic lulz
LadySway1985: alright
LadySway1985: peace out vanilla faces
Trett Eik: lol, peace nigs
 
Not one of your better ones tbh

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LadySway1985: did you drink your apple juice
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: why
Skjebnevette: fuck my apple juice
LadySway1985: there are starving kids in new jersey who would love your apple juice
LadySway1985: wait
LadySway1985: you're one of them
LadySway1985: :(
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: go to yoru room
LadySway1985: FUCK
LadySway1985: your*
Skjebnevette: what's that mom I can't fucking understand your nonsense gibberish
LadySway1985: *spanks*
LadySway1985: *...with a mace*
Skjebnevette: my balls
LadySway1985: are small
Skjebnevette: how do you know?
LadySway1985: i know all things
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: prove i don't
Skjebnevette: prove that you do
LadySway1985: i told you first
Skjebnevette: the burden of proof is on you
LadySway1985: it's opposite day
Skjebnevette: no it's not you schmuck
LadySway1985: yes it is
LadySway1985: see, i know something you don't
Skjebnevette: you making up some bullshit that isn't true isn't something you know that I don't
LadySway1985: it is true
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: yes
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: yes
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: yes
LadySway1985: and i'll tell you why
LadySway1985: see this? this is chewbacca
LadySway1985: he's a wookie from the planet kashyyyk
LadySway1985: as you can see, he's about 7 to 8 feet tall
LadySway1985: and covered in brown fur
Skjebnevette: ur mom
 
HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:42 AM): OH HAI
HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:57 AM): OH HAI


Auto Response from HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:43 AM): You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.




Auto Response from HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:57 AM): You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.


HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:55 AM): You callin me ugly?
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:10 AM): You callin me ugly?
HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:57 AM): ye
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:11 AM): ye
HybridOfSteel444 (10:44:58 AM): yes
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:13 AM): yes
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:03 AM): i am apalled
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:17 AM): i am apalled
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:07 AM): you too?
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:22 AM): you too?
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:09 AM): yes
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:23 AM): yes
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:14 AM): quit copying me
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:29 AM): quit copying me
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:17 AM): fucker
HybridOfSteel444 (10:45:31 AM): fucker
 
Skjebnevette: Samson didn't lose his power because he cut his hair
Berube 684: orly
Skjebnevette: yeah
Skjebnevette: he lost his power because he became a poser
Berube 684: oic
Skjebnevette: Samson was a metalhead and then he cut his hair and joined an indie pop band
Berube 684: he put down his axe and picked up a rose
Skjebnevette: I farted btw
Berube 684: cuz ur talkin about poserdom
Berube 684: + 5 Flatulence
Skjebnevette: true
Berube 684: how does it smell?
Skjebnevette: nice
Berube 684: dont be a poser...be a man and grade that shit
Skjebnevette: NM+
Berube 684: that's impressive
Berube 684: sell that bitch on Ebay
Skjebnevette: I would have if I had the foresight to acquire a jar beforehand
Berube 684: there is always next time
Berube 684: just around the corner
Skjebnevette: just have to maintain my diet of nachos and other spicy foods
Berube 684: my and a bunch of friends each had a 2lb cut of prime rib during the game with other shit...between that and all this beer...ill be forcing evacuations pretty soon myself.
Skjebnevette: nice
Berube 684: whoa...speaking of the devil
Berube 684: dayum
Berube 684: it came out really warm...you know it's gonna be bad when you have that burning sensation on ur sphincter as its coming out
Skjebnevette: seriously
Berube 684: yeah, i have the potential of killing small mammals with these guys
Berube 684: as well as the potential of shitting myself
Berube 684: then ill be forced to explain my wiping technique @ RC
Skjebnevette: fuck standers
Skjebnevette: wtf
Berube 684: i dont get it either
Skjebnevette: it doesn't work man, I tried it
Berube 684: im afraid of trying it
Berube 684: im pretty sure its all contingent on how big ur ass is
Berube 684: i mean, if there is any semblance of meat back there, you have to go digging
Skjebnevette: you have to do all kinds of bending and leaning
Berube 684: right
Skjebnevette: just sit the fuck down
Berube 684: well, i kind of hover
Berube 684: above the bowl
Berube 684: maximum efficiency and cleaning capabilities
Skjebnevette: sounds like it takes too much energy
Berube 684: well, it depends on the mess
Berube 684: more mess = more stamina
Berube 684: gotta have strong quads
Berube 684: INTERCEPTION
Berube 684: & fumbled
Skjebnevette: fucking gay
Berube 684: yeah, about as gay as 2 guys fucking
Skjebnevette: tie
Berube 684: mm hmm
Berube 684: im having chest pains, i think i ate too much
Skjebnevette: are you getting that WG LP
Berube 684: witchfinder general ?
Skjebnevette: yeah
Berube 684: the new one?
Skjebnevette: yeah
Berube 684: i dont know
Berube 684: ill wait
Skjebnevette: o noes you'll miss the die hard
Berube 684: im a poser
Skjebnevette: yeah
Berube 684: and shave my head
Berube 684: so..
Berube 684: and fuck Bruce Willis too
Skjebnevette: yeah, fuck that guy
Berube 684: i know right
Berube 684: anothe rposer
Berube 684: who does he think he is? Chuck Norris?
Berube 684: no, i dont think so pal
Skjebnevette: he's just a shaved faggot
Berube 684: die hard from my ass stinks
Berube 684: motherfuckin chest pains!
Skjebnevette: trying punching your chest
Berube 684: i did
Berube 684: wtf u think i am
Skjebnevette: try running into something really hard
Berube 684: naa, id rather jump off my couch or barstool onto something on the floor or something
Berube 684: jimmy snooker style
Skjebnevette: fuck yeah
Berube 684: + 3 metal exp
Skjebnevette: touchdown soon
Berube 684: we shall see
Berube 684: great game
Berube 684: i want the Pats to face the Packers but I am a fan of the Giants, so im torn
Berube 684: rooting for Giants though
Skjebnevette: LAME
Berube 684: ?
Skjebnevette: incomplete
Berube 684: o
Berube 684: yea
Skjebnevette: that was a my pals pass
Berube 684: no good
Berube 684: fuckin A
Skjebnevette: fucking piece of dick
Berube 684: with a side of nuts
Skjebnevette: srsly
Berube 684: hnstly
Berube 684: im gonna mail you one of these farts sealed up in a Ball jar
Skjebnevette: awesome
Berube 684: srsly?
Skjebnevette: not rly
Berube 684: i have the jars, and am stocked full of methane
Berube 684: no?
Skjebnevette: sell it on ebay
Berube 684: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berube 684: coming back
Berube 684: u may be onto something
Berube 684: im fully capable of producing a fart that can burn the image of christ into the glass
Berube 684: cha-ching
Skjebnevette: fucking holding call
Berube 684: yea
Berube 684: !
Skjebnevette: too many blacks in sports imo
Berube 684: lol
Skjebnevette: wouldn't it suck
Skjebnevette: if you had to get a face transplant
Skjebnevette: and
Skjebnevette: your body rejected the face
Berube 684: a fucking face transplant?
Berube 684: fuck Nicholas Cage while we're at it too
 
gay chat imo

Skjebnevette: vihris-gari is fucking stupid, why other people don't see this is beyond me
Skjebnevette: most of his posts are really dumb
Gorefisted: why complain to me
Gorefisted: gtfo bitch