A.I.M.

Gorefisted: wow
Gorefisted: epic
Gorefisted: the making fun of zeph via star wars references
Harkguy43: yes
Gorefisted: god yes
Gorefisted: trek
Gorefisted: star trek
Harkguy43: STAR TREK
Gorefisted: i ALWAYS do that
Gorefisted: SORRY!
 
Harkguy43 (12:14:38 AM): I lived in the mortuary yes
Harkguy43 (12:14:42 AM): and besides
Harkguy43 (12:14:51 AM): the dead won't bother you
Gorefisted (12:14:52 AM): IT'S THE LIVING YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
Gorefisted (12:14:54 AM): YES
Gorefisted (12:14:55 AM): FUCK YES
 
LadySway1985: i heard zephyrus say he hates the entire star trek franchise and thinks captain picard is one of the most poorly developed characters in all of television history

Jesus, I don't hate the Trek like that, but he's right about Picard being an underdeveloped character :lol:
 
Jesus, I don't hate the Trek like that, but he's right about Picard being an underdeveloped character :lol:
picard.jpg
 
Skjebnevette (3:31:20 PM): wtf
Skjebnevette (3:34:57 PM): JOHAN!!!!!!!!!!
Skjebnevette (3:35:03 PM): JOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN OMG
Trett Eik (3:35:36 PM): I'm sorry, but he cannot hear you now
Trett Eik (3:35:43 PM):
Skjebnevette (3:35:43 PM): STFU
Trett Eik (3:35:56 PM): do you need someone to hold you?
Skjebnevette (3:36:03 PM): Johan...
Trett Eik (3:36:14 PM): maybe you should ask Joha....oh wait....YOU CAN'T!
Trett Eik (3:36:20 PM): HAHAHA
Skjebnevette (3:36:29 PM): suck my 8===D
Trett Eik (3:37:02 PM): You know ACSII art turns me on
Skjebnevette (3:37:22 PM): you have mental problems





Skjebnevette: so what should I eat
Trett Eik (10:27:43 PM): thomas kemper ginger ale
Skjebnevette (10:27:58 PM): wat
Trett Eik (10:28:12 PM): it is pure amazing
Skjebnevette (10:28:17 PM): food you my pals
Trett Eik (10:28:35 PM): if you can put it in you, it qualifies as food to me
Skjebnevette (10:28:56 PM): I've got some food in my pants with your name on it



Skjebnevette (10:49:19 PM): spaghettios and franks ftw
Trett Eik (10:50:04 PM): loll
Skjebnevette (10:50:23 PM): no I'm cereal
Skjebnevette (10:50:36 PM): I live off of that and Ramen
Skjebnevette (10:51:14 PM): regular spaghettios taste weird...but something magical happens in that can when the o's and the franks get together
Trett Eik (10:54:26 PM): Well, it's nice to know weiners satiate your tongues fancy
Trett Eik (10:54:39 PM): ;)
Skjebnevette (10:55:02 PM): you haven't lived until you've deepthroated these weiners
Trett Eik (10:55:13 PM): ^_^
Skjebnevette (10:57:58 PM): warmin' me up some weiners atm
Skjebnevette (10:59:13 PM): oh yeah, now I've got a nice hot steaming bowl of cock in front of me
Skjebnevette (10:59:40 PM): I mean weiners...
Trett Eik (11:00:04 PM): So... you wanna share
Skjebnevette (11:00:21 PM): Althuserian slip lulz
Skjebnevette (11:00:23 PM): NO
Skjebnevette (11:00:25 PM): my weiners
Skjebnevette (11:00:26 PM): bad
Trett Eik (11:00:33 PM): :'(
 
Skjebnevette: :)
Po donkey dorkie: yes?
Skjebnevette: you smell nice
Po donkey dorkie: funny
Po donkey dorkie: because I just came out of the shower
Skjebnevette: I thought I smelled flowery womanly crap
Po donkey dorkie: good
Skjebnevette: hi
Po donkey dorkie: bye
Skjebnevette: :(
Po donkey dorkie: cry
Skjebnevette: :cry:
Po donkey dorkie: cry baby
Skjebnevette: you like it
Po donkey dorkie: no way
Skjebnevette: yes
Po donkey dorkie: no
Skjebnevette: yes
Po donkey dorkie: no
Po donkey dorkie: the more you say yes the more you lose
Skjebnevette: you asked for it
 
yea that guy was a teacher. i sort of wish i was still in high school when all this happened because then i would know more about it. all 3 of these scandals occurred the year after i graduated. it's a small catholic school (my graduating class was around 120 students). Spinato was only 6 years older than i am so he was like 25 when this happened. he was in the same grade as my sister and whenever i saw how he acted/talked you could tell he was a douche. so apparently he was banging this girl that was a year younger than my grade so she was a senior at the time. that was the first time i heard that they were having sex in the school which is probably why they got caught :lol:. Burns was another teacher in his mid-late 20s that was banging some girl who i think was 16 or 17 (i can't remember) but that was an "out of school" relation so i guess that's why the chargers were dropped. the coach had some type of kiddie porn on his computer and he was being investigated by the fbi and he never notified the school so he was still teaching at the school while the investigation was going on. i never found out how that ended.


wow your school was fucked up.

:rofl:.
 
BBQChickenz (9:45:48 PM): sup faggot
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:46:09 PM): you are the one who is being the faggot
BBQChickenz (9:46:13 PM): umm ok?
BBQChickenz (9:46:26 PM): I guess you like dicks in your mouth? what?
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:46:38 PM): you
BBQChickenz (9:46:43 PM): lawl - comedy
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:47:09 PM): i r so tired, work will be shitz in my head
BBQChickenz (9:47:19 PM): gross - head shyt is nazty
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:47:40 PM): but i get the billz$
BBQChickenz (9:48:08 PM): srsly, when you get money - it gives me pleasures
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:48:41 PM): i sometimes wrap thwe billz around my balls and shaft with bands of rubber
BBQChickenz (9:48:49 PM): lawl
BBQChickenz (9:48:56 PM): does that get you stiff?
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:49:15 PM): the stiffest
BBQChickenz (9:49:18 PM): damn, that's max
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:49:52 PM): maximum dick stiffness ftwtbhimo
BBQChickenz (9:50:01 PM): that diserves a hard LOL
BBQChickenz (9:50:19 PM): str8
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:50:32 PM): no
BBQChickenz (9:50:27 PM): I heard
BBQChickenz (9:50:45 PM): so.. this necro
BBQChickenz (9:51:33 PM): it pwns hardcore pixel vage
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:51:51 PM): with a fat lizard cock?
BBQChickenz (9:51:56 PM): zero - that never happened
BBQChickenz (9:51:59 PM): Huge dragon vagina
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:52:26 PM): so you have a fat dragon vagina? read sagain buddy
BBQChickenz (9:52:43 PM): no thx, I'm a nigz i can't read
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:53:08 PM): if can;t be reading then it is you who are being the nigz today.
BBQChickenz (9:53:40 PM): srsly
BBQChickenz (10:07:23 PM): guess what
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:07:35 PM): what
BBQChickenz (10:07:34 PM): you have to work soon
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:07:44 PM): ass
BBQChickenz (10:07:50 PM): talking is for faggots. agree?
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:08:02 PM): def
BBQChickenz (10:08:02 PM): ehl o ehl
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:09:41 PM): theat choclate was tasty but now i have a stomach ache
BBQChickenz (10:09:46 PM): any more?
BBQChickenz (10:09:52 PM): fuck you
BBQChickenz (10:09:55 PM): I want more
BBQChickenz (10:10:03 PM): I'm eating for two atm
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:10:15 PM): lolz
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:10:24 PM): i want more root beer
BBQChickenz (10:10:41 PM): srsly, I had a sasparilla before i left work, ZOMG it's too tasty
BBQChickenz (10:10:49 PM): i want to Fuck tony's sister
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:11:03 PM): do it.
BBQChickenz (10:10:59 PM): real hard
BBQChickenz (10:11:04 PM): right in here eye
BBQChickenz (10:11:07 PM): brown eye that is
BBQChickenz (10:11:45 PM): she is way hot. i can feel the estragine leaking out her holes.
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:11:55 PM): we always tell her Caleb is goign to fuck her. One time we left a message on her cell phone saying Caleb and I were going to double team her and cum on her face. it was too funnyz.
BBQChickenz (10:12:09 PM): lawl, I'de jizz in the cradle of her back, and superman that ho
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:12:22 PM): LOLOLOLOL
BBQChickenz (10:12:43 PM): fur realz, if she was all up in the dawgy style, her back could be used as a bowl to hold all my batter,
BBQChickenz (10:12:47 PM): it would be way comedy
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:13:26 PM): i would cum in my hand and slapt her with it. or cum in her hand and make her slap herself with it.
BBQChickenz (10:13:27 PM): lawl
BBQChickenz (10:13:46 PM): I'de draw a bullseye on here ta ta's and try to nail her right on the nipster
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:14:03 PM): I would hold a knife and say "Like it bithc or i'll kill you."
BBQChickenz (10:14:14 PM): Lawl, why a knife? I'll trheaten her with my horse cock
BBQChickenz (10:14:23 PM): I fuckin have a sheath and everything
BBQChickenz (10:14:41 PM): I'de rock her shit soooo hard
BBQChickenz (10:14:46 PM): she'de cry non stop
BBQChickenz (10:15:07 PM): see that's my abstinance
BBQChickenz (10:15:22 PM): I fuck bitches sohard, they scream soo loud - the high ptich destroys the bab3h sperms .
BBQChickenz (10:15:31 PM): rso i pretty much shoot up dead sperm non stop
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:15:45 PM): i would ruin her. she would become useless to all other men becuase of the havoc unleashed upon he twat by my apocalyptic cockasaurus rex.
BBQChickenz (10:15:50 PM): Lawl well said
BBQChickenz (10:15:53 PM): fuck my life
BBQChickenz (10:16:27 PM): I'de destroy it as well, she'll need reconstructive surgery after my tower pokes her
BBQChickenz (10:16:59 PM): The doctor would be like "WTF Nigga, you rape yourself with a telephone pole?" I'de be standing in the corner with a huge ass smirk
BBQChickenz (10:17:01 PM): I dun that
BBQChickenz (10:17:35 PM): oh and
BBQChickenz (10:17:45 PM): after that - she would non stop mis carrage
BBQChickenz (10:17:53 PM): her vage n' tubes couldn't hold an egg any morez
BBQChickenz (10:18:29 PM): Seriously I'de be all up in the corner being :-D
BBQChickenz (10:18:41 PM): Oh and
BBQChickenz (10:18:46 PM): one of my dick veins
BBQChickenz (10:19:32 PM): could be the Aorta of a small child
BBQChickenz (10:19:35 PM): Aorta
BBQChickenz (10:19:51 PM): it's max pwn
BBQChickenz (10:20:13 PM): It'll be comedy - my fuck would be so good, she'de non stop be on my peen
BBQChickenz (10:20:25 PM): Like, she's 8 months into pregnancy, she wants the shaft
BBQChickenz (10:20:32 PM): 8 1/2 - she wants more
BBQChickenz (10:20:39 PM): it's a rockin' cycle
BBQChickenz (10:21:04 PM): And when i fucking Emily
BBQChickenz (10:21:13 PM): I want some random hot chick eating mybutt out
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:21:24 PM): lol
BBQChickenz (10:21:35 PM): cool huh?
BBQChickenz (10:21:38 PM): I'm a sick fuck
BBQChickenz (10:21:53 PM): I'm gonna pwn like 7 chicks at once for my "first" time.. even though that one sitting would be my 7th time
BBQChickenz (10:21:56 PM): got me?
BBQChickenz (10:22:03 PM): Lol
BBQChickenz (10:22:16 PM): so.. tell all the hawt bitches at your work, your brothers in heat
 
BBQChickenz (9:45:48 PM): sup faggot
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:46:09 PM): you are the one who is being the faggot
BBQChickenz (9:46:13 PM): umm ok?
BBQChickenz (9:46:26 PM): I guess you like dicks in your mouth? what?
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:46:38 PM): you
BBQChickenz (9:46:43 PM): lawl - comedy
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:47:09 PM): i r so tired, work will be shitz in my head
BBQChickenz (9:47:19 PM): gross - head shyt is nazty
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:47:40 PM): but i get the billz$
BBQChickenz (9:48:08 PM): srsly, when you get money - it gives me pleasures
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:48:41 PM): i sometimes wrap thwe billz around my balls and shaft with bands of rubber
BBQChickenz (9:48:49 PM): lawl
BBQChickenz (9:48:56 PM): does that get you stiff?
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:49:15 PM): the stiffest
BBQChickenz (9:49:18 PM): damn, that's max
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:49:52 PM): maximum dick stiffness ftwtbhimo
BBQChickenz (9:50:01 PM): that diserves a hard LOL
BBQChickenz (9:50:19 PM): str8
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:50:32 PM): no
BBQChickenz (9:50:27 PM): I heard
BBQChickenz (9:50:45 PM): so.. this necro
BBQChickenz (9:51:33 PM): it pwns hardcore pixel vage
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:51:51 PM): with a fat lizard cock?
BBQChickenz (9:51:56 PM): zero - that never happened
BBQChickenz (9:51:59 PM): Huge dragon vagina
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:52:26 PM): so you have a fat dragon vagina? read sagain buddy
BBQChickenz (9:52:43 PM): no thx, I'm a nigz i can't read
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (9:53:08 PM): if can;t be reading then it is you who are being the nigz today.
BBQChickenz (9:53:40 PM): srsly
BBQChickenz (10:07:23 PM): guess what
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:07:35 PM): what
BBQChickenz (10:07:34 PM): you have to work soon
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:07:44 PM): ass
BBQChickenz (10:07:50 PM): talking is for faggots. agree?
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:08:02 PM): def
BBQChickenz (10:08:02 PM): ehl o ehl
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:09:41 PM): theat choclate was tasty but now i have a stomach ache
BBQChickenz (10:09:46 PM): any more?
BBQChickenz (10:09:52 PM): fuck you
BBQChickenz (10:09:55 PM): I want more
BBQChickenz (10:10:03 PM): I'm eating for two atm
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:10:15 PM): lolz
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:10:24 PM): i want more root beer
BBQChickenz (10:10:41 PM): srsly, I had a sasparilla before i left work, ZOMG it's too tasty
BBQChickenz (10:10:49 PM): i want to Fuck tony's sister
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:11:03 PM): do it.
BBQChickenz (10:10:59 PM): real hard
BBQChickenz (10:11:04 PM): right in here eye
BBQChickenz (10:11:07 PM): brown eye that is
BBQChickenz (10:11:45 PM): she is way hot. i can feel the estragine leaking out her holes.
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:11:55 PM): we always tell her Caleb is goign to fuck her. One time we left a message on her cell phone saying Caleb and I were going to double team her and cum on her face. it was too funnyz.
BBQChickenz (10:12:09 PM): lawl, I'de jizz in the cradle of her back, and superman that ho
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:12:22 PM): LOLOLOLOL
BBQChickenz (10:12:43 PM): fur realz, if she was all up in the dawgy style, her back could be used as a bowl to hold all my batter,
BBQChickenz (10:12:47 PM): it would be way comedy
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:13:26 PM): i would cum in my hand and slapt her with it. or cum in her hand and make her slap herself with it.
BBQChickenz (10:13:27 PM): lawl
BBQChickenz (10:13:46 PM): I'de draw a bullseye on here ta ta's and try to nail her right on the nipster
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:14:03 PM): I would hold a knife and say "Like it bithc or i'll kill you."
BBQChickenz (10:14:14 PM): Lawl, why a knife? I'll trheaten her with my horse cock
BBQChickenz (10:14:23 PM): I fuckin have a sheath and everything
BBQChickenz (10:14:41 PM): I'de rock her shit soooo hard
BBQChickenz (10:14:46 PM): she'de cry non stop
BBQChickenz (10:15:07 PM): see that's my abstinance
BBQChickenz (10:15:22 PM): I fuck bitches sohard, they scream soo loud - the high ptich destroys the bab3h sperms .
BBQChickenz (10:15:31 PM): rso i pretty much shoot up dead sperm non stop
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:15:45 PM): i would ruin her. she would become useless to all other men becuase of the havoc unleashed upon he twat by my apocalyptic cockasaurus rex.
BBQChickenz (10:15:50 PM): Lawl well said
BBQChickenz (10:15:53 PM): fuck my life
BBQChickenz (10:16:27 PM): I'de destroy it as well, she'll need reconstructive surgery after my tower pokes her
BBQChickenz (10:16:59 PM): The doctor would be like "WTF Nigga, you rape yourself with a telephone pole?" I'de be standing in the corner with a huge ass smirk
BBQChickenz (10:17:01 PM): I dun that
BBQChickenz (10:17:35 PM): oh and
BBQChickenz (10:17:45 PM): after that - she would non stop mis carrage
BBQChickenz (10:17:53 PM): her vage n' tubes couldn't hold an egg any morez
BBQChickenz (10:18:29 PM): Seriously I'de be all up in the corner being :-D
BBQChickenz (10:18:41 PM): Oh and
BBQChickenz (10:18:46 PM): one of my dick veins
BBQChickenz (10:19:32 PM): could be the Aorta of a small child
BBQChickenz (10:19:35 PM): Aorta
BBQChickenz (10:19:51 PM): it's max pwn
BBQChickenz (10:20:13 PM): It'll be comedy - my fuck would be so good, she'de non stop be on my peen
BBQChickenz (10:20:25 PM): Like, she's 8 months into pregnancy, she wants the shaft
BBQChickenz (10:20:32 PM): 8 1/2 - she wants more
BBQChickenz (10:20:39 PM): it's a rockin' cycle
BBQChickenz (10:21:04 PM): And when i fucking Emily
BBQChickenz (10:21:13 PM): I want some random hot chick eating mybutt out
dforrest3487@hotmail.com (10:21:24 PM): lol
BBQChickenz (10:21:35 PM): cool huh?
BBQChickenz (10:21:38 PM): I'm a sick fuck
BBQChickenz (10:21:53 PM): I'm gonna pwn like 7 chicks at once for my "first" time.. even though that one sitting would be my 7th time
BBQChickenz (10:21:56 PM): got me?
BBQChickenz (10:22:03 PM): Lol
BBQChickenz (10:22:16 PM): so.. tell all the hawt bitches at your work, your brothers in heat

:lol::err:
 
PanzerKunt:
LadySway1985: my computer doesn't have sound, negro
PanzerKunt: why havent you fixed that after 15 years
PanzerKunt: of not having sound
LadySway1985: i'm heightening my other senses
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Bah, that's nothing. When I went to school my homeroom teacher got murdered (true story).

celtic frost - morbid tales pt 2: high school edition


but in all seriousness, you guys have bad luck at school with your teachers. :erk: nothing especially tragic/disgusting has happened with my teachers thankfully.