A.I.M.

[cookiecutter]

Why is the window where you enter text so enormous?

 

[Valerie]

Sometimes I type a lot, and I like seeing all of it at once before pressing enter.

 

[Pessimism]

Harkguy43: I dig Sherman
Trett Eik: the shark dude?
Trett Eik: he killed one with his bare hands!
Harkguy43:: lolwut
Harkguy43: my av
Harkguy43: Sherman
Trett Eik: yeah, he wrestled sharks for a living - no?
Harkguy43: well it wouldn't surprise me
Harkguy43: one of the best papers I ever wrote was on him
Trett Eik: I mean, he is a badass is he not?
Harkguy43: duh
Harkguy43: I don't write papers on nonbadasses
Trett Eik: I was going to say!
Trett Eik: I wrote a paper on the iceman sigurd; he bludgeoned a shark to death with his cudgel like phallus
Harkguy43: :noworthy:
Trett Eik: I hear his balls are made out of the gold medals of fallen olympians.







Po donkey dorkie: hahaha, how are you on this lovely evening?
Trett Eik: I am the sad, because I have no Leninade
Po donkey dorkie: awww
Trett Eik: it seriously tastes like the color red
Po donkey dorkie: that's nice?
Trett Eik: it is!
Trett Eik: seriously, if you have ever wanted to eat a red crayon, then this stuff is the perfect substitute
Trett Eik: it has the delicious look of a red crayon, without the waxy taste

A better picture of Leninade to wet your senses!

 

[Valerie]

A taste worth standing in line for

 

[The Ozzman]

Sometimes I fuck a lot, and I like seeing all of it at once before deepthroating it.

FYP

 

[Valerie]

FYP

Reported

 

[The Ozzman]

D:

 

[Valerie]

D:

Thanks for showing me your cocksucking face, queer.


Just kidding about the report

 

[cookiecutter]

Reported

 

[The Ozzman]

Thanks for showing me your cocksucking face, queer.


Just kidding about the report

My cocksucking face is different from that, actually...





























Wait, what?

 

[Valerie]

 

[The Ozzman]

 

[cookiecutter]

Bout time someone reported your criminally bad FYP abortions

 

[The Ozzman]

That one was actually pretty good, but your sense of humor just sucks.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Now now children.

 

[supseudonymous]

Now now children.

The irony is in the fact that (with the possible exception of Nick) everyone you just addressed is older than you.

 

[The Ozzman]

The irony is in the fact that (with the possible exception of Nick) everyone you just addressed is older than you.

As well as shorter, which makes it even funnier

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I am around 2 months older than Nick btw.

 

[cookiecutter]

That one was actually pretty good, but your sense of humor just sucks.

 

[Valerie]

Harkguy43: I am going to start using UM smiley code on AIM chats
Harkguy43: so when they are posted it looks awesome
LadySway1985: yes
LadySway1985:
Harkguy43: :danceboy:
Harkguy43:
Harkguy43: :zombie:
Harkguy43:
LadySway1985: did i tell you how danceyboy got to be on UM?
Harkguy43: Ozzman is an idiot
Harkguy43: no
LadySway1985: i totally asked deron to add it
LadySway1985: yup, i'm responsible for that little bit of awesome on our great forum
Harkguy43:
Harkguy43:
LadySway1985:
LadySway1985: we should probably use the BBcode syntax as well
LadySway1985: LIKE THIS LOL
Harkguy43: that's gay
LadySway1985:

Harkguy43: hey since you're female I'm going to make nonstop jokes about you having sex and ask for pictures of you
LadySway1985: fuck, a Nec copycat
Harkguy43: it's internet law sorry
Harkguy43: out of my hands
Harkguy43: wat
LadySway1985:

wat

.
Harkguy43: 8====D~~~ O: (that's you)
Harkguy43: see what I did there
LadySway1985: everything is sideways
Harkguy43: :shedevil:
LadySway1985:
LadySway1985: when will this be post-worthy
Harkguy43: one of us needs to go on some sort of rant
LadySway1985: so uh
Harkguy43: god damn it women suck
Harkguy43: oh
LadySway1985: i heard zephyrus say he hates the entire star trek franchise and thinks captain picard is one of the most poorly developed characters in all of television history
Harkguy43:
LadySway1985: what do you have to say about that
Harkguy43: That despicable to'pah!
Harkguy43: Mr. Worf fire photon torpedoes
Harkguy43: FULL SPREAD
LadySway1985: yeah!
Harkguy43: Mr. Data, modulate shield frequencies, he may fire at us with metaphors
Harkguy43: Number 1 take over
LadySway1985:
Harkguy43: I am too busying putting my hand on my forehead in frustration
Harkguy43: Captain! He appears to be intoxicated on that red liquid!
LadySway1985: [ensign ro]captain, should i speed up to full impulse?[/ensign]
Harkguy43: Ro is a babe
LadySway1985: Captain, I sense... pretentiousness
Harkguy43: Dr Crusher, prepare sickbay for injuries, he's unleashing the obscure fact cannon!
LadySway1985: I can't, Captain! Data's positronic matrix has been flooded with obscure and intricate grammar structure!
Harkguy43: wait never mind, they are useless
Harkguy43: Captain, I have a plan
Harkguy43: if we can cause it to rain, he will have no choice but to retire and eat oatmeal
Harkguy43: good work Mr. LaForge, make it so
LadySway1985: but wait, captain! this has never been done before, it's extremely risky, we don't know if it'll work, but just in the nick (lulz) of time we'll make it! just like in every episode!
LadySway1985: *crack*
LadySway1985: what was that?
LadySway1985: oh, just the fourth wall
Harkguy43: if this doesn't work we can just go back in time next episode
LadySway1985: to be continued, amirite