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Who cares.
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[22:16] bluewizard1988: are you back to being bi or gay again?
[22:16] ENDER2188: hell no
[22:16] ENDER2188: focuk cock
[22:16] ENDER2188: not literally
[22:16] ENDER2188: i cant type when im watching tv lol
[22:17] bluewizard1988: lol
[22:17] ENDER2188: but yeah
[22:17] ENDER2188: no more cock for ender
[22:17] bluewizard1988: lol
[22:17] bluewizard1988: does that mean youve had some before? lol
[22:17] ENDER2188: huh?
[22:17] ENDER2188: cock?
[22:17] ENDER2188: well i was gay...
[22:18] bluewizard1988: yeah, but that doesnt mean you had gay sex lol
[22:18] ENDER2188: obviously you dont know gay people
[22:18] ENDER2188: they have sex
[22:18] ENDER2188: a lot
[22:18] ENDER2188: well most of them
[22:19] bluewizard1988: well, im straight and ive never had sex, but thats what im equating it at, it's like saying "I'm X Sexual Orientation, and i get laid a lot because i am"
[22:19] ENDER2188: i see what you're saying but think about it like this... 2 male sex drives in one relationship
[22:19] bluewizard1988: ok
[22:20] ENDER2188: as a general rule gay men have sex a lot... people who love the cock LOVE the cock
[22:20] bluewizard1988: lol
[22:20] bluewizard1988: ok
[22:20] ENDER2188: is this epic enough for the AIM thread?
[22:21] bluewizard1988: hahaha probably so
[22:16] ENDER2188: hell no
[22:16] ENDER2188: focuk cock
[22:16] ENDER2188: not literally
[22:16] ENDER2188: i cant type when im watching tv lol
[22:17] bluewizard1988: lol
[22:17] ENDER2188: but yeah
[22:17] ENDER2188: no more cock for ender
[22:17] bluewizard1988: lol
[22:17] bluewizard1988: does that mean youve had some before? lol
[22:17] ENDER2188: huh?
[22:17] ENDER2188: cock?
[22:17] ENDER2188: well i was gay...
[22:18] bluewizard1988: yeah, but that doesnt mean you had gay sex lol
[22:18] ENDER2188: obviously you dont know gay people
[22:18] ENDER2188: they have sex
[22:18] ENDER2188: a lot
[22:18] ENDER2188: well most of them
[22:19] bluewizard1988: well, im straight and ive never had sex, but thats what im equating it at, it's like saying "I'm X Sexual Orientation, and i get laid a lot because i am"
[22:19] ENDER2188: i see what you're saying but think about it like this... 2 male sex drives in one relationship
[22:19] bluewizard1988: ok
[22:20] ENDER2188: as a general rule gay men have sex a lot... people who love the cock LOVE the cock
[22:20] bluewizard1988: lol
[22:20] bluewizard1988: ok
[22:20] ENDER2188: is this epic enough for the AIM thread?
[22:21] bluewizard1988: hahaha probably so
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Valerie
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Oh look what I did. I inadvertantly used your own device against you. Or maybe it was on purpose. The world will never know.
ShredHeadJHJ
oh noes itz a opinionn
This is a great thread, but it's fucking relentless reading all these 
I have both AIM & MSN. ShredHeadJHJ of course, you guys can holler. I haven't been on much in the last month though.
I have both AIM & MSN. ShredHeadJHJ of course, you guys can holler. I haven't been on much in the last month though.
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Playing 20 Questions on www.20q.net
Harkguy43: Ill see if it can guess Devourment
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Ihsahn.
Are you good-looking? You said Irrelevant, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
LadySway1985: lol
Harkguy43: LOL
Harkguy43: Ihsahn is a babe
LadySway1985: totally
LadySway1985: samoth is hotter
Harkguy43: I am hoyer
LadySway1985: lulz
Harkguy43: Q8. Do people use their hands to play you?
Harkguy43: I wish
LadySway1985: hoy
LadySway1985: i'll try exhumed
Harkguy43: Q20. I am guessing that it is Leftover Crack?
Harkguy43: gay
LadySway1985: lol
Harkguy43: Mastodon now
Harkguy43: :\
LadySway1985: Q24. Are you heavier than a pound of butter?
Harkguy43: doesn't have Devourment
Harkguy43: I'll see if it has grindcore
LadySway1985: they don't have exhumed either
Harkguy43: Q 8 are you good looking
Harkguy43: doubtful
Harkguy43: I am guessing that it is spoons
Harkguy43: lol
LadySway1985: lol
Harkguy43: turntable
Harkguy43: I think I fail at answering
Harkguy43: Black Metal
Harkguy43: closer
Harkguy43: I said
Harkguy43: close
Harkguy43: it guessed Castanets
Harkguy43: wtf is that
Harkguy43: lol the things spanish musicians click together
Harkguy43: how is that close
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Marty Friedman.
Are you good-looking? You said Irrelevant, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Harkguy43: lmao
Harkguy43: is that who I think it is
Harkguy43: oh no
Harkguy43: I went for Tom Araya it gave me Paul Gilvert
Harkguy43: bert
Harkguy43: it got it on 25
Harkguy43: damn
LadySway1985: lol
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Megadeth.
You said it's classified as Thing, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Person.
LadySway1985: wat :|
Harkguy43: lolwut
LadySway1985: they don't have hate eternal
Harkguy43: good
Harkguy43: they suck
LadySway1985: goodmorning woodhouse family
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Opeth.
Are you heavier than a pound of butter? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Harkguy43: haha
Harkguy43: pwned
LadySway1985: who should i do next
LadySway1985: and don't say "me"
Harkguy43: me
Harkguy43: lol
Harkguy43: Ill see if it can guess Devourment
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Ihsahn.
Are you good-looking? You said Irrelevant, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
LadySway1985: lol
Harkguy43: LOL
Harkguy43: Ihsahn is a babe
LadySway1985: totally
LadySway1985: samoth is hotter
Harkguy43: I am hoyer
LadySway1985: lulz
Harkguy43: Q8. Do people use their hands to play you?
Harkguy43: I wish
LadySway1985: hoy
LadySway1985: i'll try exhumed
Harkguy43: Q20. I am guessing that it is Leftover Crack?
Harkguy43: gay
LadySway1985: lol
Harkguy43: Mastodon now
Harkguy43: :\
LadySway1985: Q24. Are you heavier than a pound of butter?
Harkguy43: doesn't have Devourment
Harkguy43: I'll see if it has grindcore
LadySway1985: they don't have exhumed either
Harkguy43: Q 8 are you good looking
Harkguy43: doubtful
Harkguy43: I am guessing that it is spoons
Harkguy43: lol
LadySway1985: lol
Harkguy43: turntable
Harkguy43: I think I fail at answering
Harkguy43: Black Metal
Harkguy43: closer
Harkguy43: I said
Harkguy43: close
Harkguy43: it guessed Castanets
Harkguy43: wtf is that
Harkguy43: lol the things spanish musicians click together
Harkguy43: how is that close
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Marty Friedman.
Are you good-looking? You said Irrelevant, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Harkguy43: lmao
Harkguy43: is that who I think it is
Harkguy43: oh no
Harkguy43: I went for Tom Araya it gave me Paul Gilvert
Harkguy43: bert
Harkguy43: it got it on 25
Harkguy43: damn
LadySway1985: lol
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Megadeth.
You said it's classified as Thing, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Person.
LadySway1985: wat :|
Harkguy43: lolwut
LadySway1985: they don't have hate eternal
Harkguy43: good
Harkguy43: they suck
LadySway1985: goodmorning woodhouse family
LadySway1985: You were thinking of Opeth.
Are you heavier than a pound of butter? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Harkguy43: haha
Harkguy43: pwned
LadySway1985: who should i do next
LadySway1985: and don't say "me"
Harkguy43: me
Harkguy43: lol
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The best part about that was I said "me" at almost the exact same time she said "and don't say "me""
MasterOLightning
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I played the 20Q thing a few times after seeing that.
This one cracked me up, for Opeth, who I figured would likely be in their system:
Are you European? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
This one cracked me up, for Opeth, who I figured would likely be in their system:
Are you European? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
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Wass sappening?
Yeah... the thing is it learns what most people say and not what is true. Try something more obscure, you could get spontaneous connections which are more often than not awesome.
Holy shit I spelled spontaneous right on the first try.
Holy shit I spelled spontaneous right on the first try.
Lord Sepsis : When I have a son I'm going to name him Fightmaster Murderface Dillon.
Lord Sepsis : Or maybe Abazagorath Torgersbraaten
Trett Eik : I like the latter
Trett Eik : it has a certain pinache
Lord Sepsis : y thank you
Lord Sepsis : I'm going to name my daughter grizelda mountaindew
Trett Eik : I've never been drunk!
Lord Sepsis : lol, you should try it.
Lord Sepsis : You're tall enough that you would be completely fucking unable to walk.
Trett Eik : lol, I can barely walk when I'm sober
Lord Sepsis (6:08:39 PM): lol, then ten shots of vodka will turn you into stephen hawking.
Lord Sepsis (6:08:39 PM): It made penises get drawn on my face.
Trett Eik : I've drunk a full bottle of vodka without getting drunk, twas a good buzz though
Trett Eik : a mightly good buzz
Lord Sepsis : HOLY FUCK
Lord Sepsis : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Lord Sepsis : that's amazing
Lord Sepsis : are you a fucking Irish-German drinking robot?
Trett Eik : LOL
Lord Sepsis : I think it's increasingly clear that you're not a human
Lord Sepsis : you're probably from some planet with ethanol instead of water
Lord Sepsis : and that makes me very hard
On the subject of my new phone number:
Lord Sepsis : you can use my ass as a wallpaper
Lord Sepsis : ::swoons::
Trett Eik : do you feel the blood rushing from your buttocks to your cheeks?
Trett Eik : the cheeks in your face?!
Lord Sepsis : yess yess i do
Trett Eik : well get ready, 'cause its about to go straight to your balls
Lord Sepsis : Who's saying it hasn't?
Lord Sepsis :
Lord Sepsis : Or maybe Abazagorath Torgersbraaten
Trett Eik : I like the latter
Trett Eik : it has a certain pinache
Lord Sepsis : y thank you
Lord Sepsis : I'm going to name my daughter grizelda mountaindew
Trett Eik : I've never been drunk!
Lord Sepsis : lol, you should try it.
Lord Sepsis : You're tall enough that you would be completely fucking unable to walk.
Trett Eik : lol, I can barely walk when I'm sober
Lord Sepsis (6:08:39 PM): lol, then ten shots of vodka will turn you into stephen hawking.
Lord Sepsis (6:08:39 PM): It made penises get drawn on my face.
Trett Eik : I've drunk a full bottle of vodka without getting drunk, twas a good buzz though
Trett Eik : a mightly good buzz
Lord Sepsis : HOLY FUCK
Lord Sepsis : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Lord Sepsis : that's amazing
Lord Sepsis : are you a fucking Irish-German drinking robot?
Trett Eik : LOL
Lord Sepsis : I think it's increasingly clear that you're not a human
Lord Sepsis : you're probably from some planet with ethanol instead of water
Lord Sepsis : and that makes me very hard
On the subject of my new phone number:
Lord Sepsis : you can use my ass as a wallpaper
Lord Sepsis : ::swoons::
Trett Eik : do you feel the blood rushing from your buttocks to your cheeks?
Trett Eik : the cheeks in your face?!
Lord Sepsis : yess yess i do
Trett Eik : well get ready, 'cause its about to go straight to your balls
Lord Sepsis : Who's saying it hasn't?
Lord Sepsis :
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