A.I.M.

[supseudonymous]

I had a high school teacher quit on 48 hours notice. He was accepted into the Secret Service and had to leave for D.C. immediately. No bullshit.

 

[llamaking]

YEA, and my high school teacher was raped by a manatee in front of the class while drinking Tabasco sauce and humming the Monday night football theme.

 

[cookiecutter]

 

[The Ozzman]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

hahaha!

 

[supseudonymous]

fyp

 

[cookiecutter]

I'll use that one from now on

 

[Valerie]

YEA, and my high school teacher was raped by a manatee in front of the class while drinking Tabasco sauce and humming the Monday night football theme.

 

[Valerie]

Oh snap.

 

[panzerfaust666]

hahah, fuck yes

 

[cookiecutter]

 

[Vilden]

but in all seriousness, you guys have bad luck at school with your teachers. nothing especially tragic/disgusting has happened with my teachers thankfully.

Heh, I was kinda lucky though, because he died the day after I had my last class with him but he hadn't given out marks yet so another teacher went through his stuff to try and sort everything out. I hadn't done all assigments I was supposed to do and would probably fail the class so I said I had done them and she said "I'm sorry I can't find them, do this extra assignment and we base your mark around it". So I did it and got pretty good mark in that class. : d

 

[Pessimism]

Oh snap.

Perfection has a face!

 

[Zephyrus]

Despite his children having grown into adults, my father never stopped his occasional baby-talk, which was always a strange twist of Latin and Polish.

JimSwistX: zephyrooskamus dootska mere vorek in zilletop fasci
Zephyrus2007: non intellego
JimSwistX: canuutda framus ange gotoomsku eradikata
Zephyrus2007: doofus semper fuisti
JimSwistX: pregitsku iter busguis framis bupotwo
Zephyrus2007: go back to bed
JimSwistX: ok bye

 

[The Ozzman]

That would be weird talking with my dad on AIM

 

[Zephyrus]

I like talking to him because it's the best way to figure out what's going on at home and with the family. Then of course there's the monthly funding.

 

[The Ozzman]

It would still be weird.

 

[entanglement]

cuz 'online' is yo no-parent play-place. weeeeee.

 

[cookiecutter]

My mom calls me on skype occasionally

 

[Valerie]

I know this is an MSN chat, but I like to break the rules.

!Valerie1 says:
my lord, i seek guidance
Δαμοκλής says:
You may speak, mortal
!Valerie1 says:
do you know where the nearest gas station is?
Δαμοκλής says:
Thou shalt find thy answer within the wisdom of the oracle
Now look at it, mortal
http://maps.google.com
!Valerie1 says:
you mean...
you don't know?
some son of god you are =/
Δαμοκλής says:
I know it, I'm just handing the answer to you through the Oracle
!Valerie1 says:
oh okay
forgive me for doubting you, my lord
you may kill my firstborn
Δαμοκλής says:
keep it
they're rich in protein