A.I.M.

[Krilons Resa]

obviously

im just really f'in bored tbh.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Skjebnevette: stfu my collection is bigger than yours
Gorefisted: stfu i have a girlfriend
Gorefisted: lol owned

 

[Valerie]

Berube 684: im fully capable of producing a fart that can burn the image of christ into the glass

:zombie:

 

[skeptik]

whoa wtf I totally missed that during the conversation. :zombie:

 

[cookiecutter]

Skjebnevette: suck my balls
Harkguy43: maybe
Skjebnevette: maybe

 

[skeptik]

Skjebnevette: ramen time
Harkguy43: oh man
Harkguy43: dont tempt me
Skjebnevette: oh man
Skjebnevette: so good
Skjebnevette: this is the best I've ever had
Harkguy43: fuck you
Harkguy43: Im having some

 

[Valerie]

Skjebnevette: sup
LadySway1985: nothing
LadySway1985: getting drunk
LadySway1985: maybe
LadySway1985: maybe.
Skjebnevette: drinking is bad
LadySway1985: maybe
LadySway1985: maybe.
Skjebnevette: would you be my friend irl
LadySway1985: maybe
LadySway1985: maybe.
Skjebnevette: would you let me PIITB
LadySway1985: what
Skjebnevette: PIITB
LadySway1985: what does that stand for
Skjebnevette: put it in the butt
LadySway1985: no
Skjebnevette: :/
Skjebnevette: you're supposed to say maybe
LadySway1985: when i say hungry hungry, you say
Skjebnevette: maybe
Skjebnevette: maybe.
LadySway1985: hippo
Skjebnevette: no
LadySway1985: moo
LadySway1985: moo matt cow
Skjebnevette: would you be my friend irl iirc
LadySway1985: maybe
LadySway1985: maybe.
Skjebnevette: fucking say yes cunt face

 

[Valerie]

Harkguy43: I can be Captain Kirk
Harkguy43: and you can be this weeks alien
LadySway1985: i'm your enterprise
Harkguy43: I am charging my phasor banks right now
LadySway1985: god that feels so good
LadySway1985: before we go on, don't forget to put full power to my shields
LadySway1985: protection is important
Harkguy43: don't worry
Harkguy43: I have ablative armor
LadySway1985: i'm getting so charged
Harkguy43: your nacells look energized
LadySway1985: my shuttle bays are so tight
Harkguy43: prepare for docking procedures
LadySway1985: ooh yeah, do it from behind
Harkguy43: oh no!
Harkguy43: my photon torpedoes have detonated prematurely
Harkguy43:
LadySway1985: oh god not a hull breach
Harkguy43: shit

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

That would be weird talking with my dad on AIM

Woah, that would be super fucking weird talking to my Mom on AIM. I can imagine her taking 5 whole minutes to complete a sentence, then having problems finding the "Enter" button.

 

[mutantllama]

My dad doesn't like computers.

 

[Zephyrus]

Zephyrus2007: take this personality test
Zephyrus2007: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm
Zephyrus2007: see how you compare to me

JimSwistX: my type is ISTJ

Zephyrus2007: haha same as mine
Zephyrus2007: makes sense

JimSwistX: does that mean we're both idiots?

Zephyrus2007: http://www.personalitypage.com/ISTJ.html

JimSwistX: yeah, some of it is wrong, but a lot is right
JimSwistX: I'm gonna sign off - this has been most enlightning - too bad we don't get the Disney Channel so I can watch Hannah Montana,

Zephyrus2007: what a tragedy
Zephyrus2007: and no kitties either
Zephyrus2007: for either of us

JimSwistX: yeah it sucks

JimSwistX: your sister is worried about you

Zephyrus2007: how so

JimSwistX: long hair, black clothes, picture of you weilding an axe on your myspalce (or somewhere). She nentioned that Newbury comics hootennany place in Cambridge (where they sell dog collars and weird leather gear) and she said you'd be right at home there

Zephyrus2007: hahahahaha
Zephyrus2007: i wouldnt shop there
Zephyrus2007: im in a culture based on music, and it hasn't had any negative affect

JimSwistX: all I can say is that there is clearly a side of you that I have no connection with (or knowledge thereof). that's not bad per se. it's just what it is.

Zephyrus2007: yep

 

[llamaking]

Alex says:
nope
Alex says:
the naked chicks like it
Luke says:



edit: its msn, but thats what i mainly use

im luke btw.

 

[llamaking]

abbi-gail says:
girls are the shiz
Alex says:
Agreed
Luke says:
true dat
Mason says:
indeed

 

[The Ozzman]

That isn't funny

 

[Ender Rises]

[21:24] Ender2188: look at this
[21:25] Ender2188: these guys are the spartans of fucking wasps
[21:25] Ender2188: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTr...le_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html
[21:32] blind albino lesiban: Holy shit, dude.
[21:32] Ender2188: no shit
[21:33] Ender2188: there's a species of fly that will quite fucking literally lay their eggs on other flies and mosquitoes and the eggs rub off on human skin. the eggs hatch and burrow into your skin
[21:33] Ender2188: one burrowed and ATE A PERSON'S BRAIN
[21:34] blind albino lesiban: Holy fuck.
[21:36] Ender2188: time for me to get off that damn site before i go insanely paranoid
[21:36] blind albino lesiban: Yeah....
[21:36] Ender2188: it had a picture of the eaten brain
[21:36] Ender2188: fucking brutal

 

[skeptik]

MORE FUNAY

 

[Pessimism]

[21:24] Ender2188: look at this
[21:25] Ender2188: these guys are the spartans of fucking wasps
[21:25] Ender2188: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTr...le_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html
[21:32] blind albino lesiban: Holy shit, dude.
[21:32] Ender2188: no shit
[21:33] Ender2188: there's a species of fly that will quite fucking literally lay their eggs on other flies and mosquitoes and the eggs rub off on human skin. the eggs hatch and burrow into your skin
[21:33] Ender2188: one burrowed and ATE A PERSON'S BRAIN
[21:34] blind albino lesiban: Holy fuck.
[21:36] Ender2188: time for me to get off that damn site before i go insanely paranoid
[21:36] blind albino lesiban: Yeah....
[21:36] Ender2188: it had a picture of the eaten brain
[21:36] Ender2188: fucking brutal

Japanese bee's know how to kill Japanese wasps, and bot flies are terrifying.

 

[Ender Rises]

I would like to see that fight, and yes, they are.

 

[Ender Rises]

[22:07] Ender2188: are you religious at all?
[22:07] Ender2188: or atheistic? or agnostic?
[22:08] blind albino lesiban: I'd go with Agnostic.
[22:08] Ender2188: yay a fellow agnostic
[22:08] Ender2188: *high five*
[22:09] blind albino lesiban: *high five* I believe that something's out there, and something set the ball rolling to create us, but I do not believe we were put on this earth to spend our lives on our knees.
[22:09] blind albino lesiban: There are better things to do with our short lives, thank you very much.
[22:09] Ender2188: unless you're a porn star
[22:09] blind albino lesiban: Well, yeah.

 

[cookiecutter]

She only believes that humans shouldn't be on their knees because she will never have to