a lot of friggin lurkers on this board...
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little smilely faces arn't metal... why do they have them on the board?
that question should keep you all busy for the rest of the day.
(pssst, black heart... shorten that signature would ya)
that question should keep you all busy for the rest of the day.
(pssst, black heart... shorten that signature would ya)
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The Chupacabra
Besides having a really cool name, the Chupacabra is legendary in South America, the Southern U.S., and Puerto Rico. The Chupacabra is dark gray, about a meter (~3 feet) tall and weighs close to that of an adult goat. It stands and walks on two powerful hind legs and has two smaller forearms with razor-sharp claws. The spikes going down the back to the long tail of the creature are second only to the powerfully large, sharp fangs protruding from it's mouth. Chupacabra's spinal quills also double as wings. The descriptions of the Chupacabra resemble certain dinosaurs from the Jurassic/Cretaceous period. The beast possibly uses it's tail for balance while it walks, runs, and sucks blood from goats and similarly-sized animals.
Reports of the Chupacabra from all over South America go back about fifty years or more. Some think it is a native of another galaxy, or a half-half vampire beast terrorizing any animal in its path. The Chupacabra is real. People who have seen it say it hops like a kangaroo and smells like sulfur. Others say that it is a panther-like creature with a long, forked, snake tongue and gleaming red eyes... I believe that it is the combination of these two. The Chupacabra hops or runs on its hind legs and resembles a panther.
There is a Chupacabra. Although the majority of reports are in the Americas, reports of this beast have come from all over the world. They are intelligent and have the ability to fly. They most likely live underground in hidden caves and wait until night to feast on animal blood.
Note how he puts his hand on his hip, all sassy-like.
Besides having a really cool name, the Chupacabra is legendary in South America, the Southern U.S., and Puerto Rico. The Chupacabra is dark gray, about a meter (~3 feet) tall and weighs close to that of an adult goat. It stands and walks on two powerful hind legs and has two smaller forearms with razor-sharp claws. The spikes going down the back to the long tail of the creature are second only to the powerfully large, sharp fangs protruding from it's mouth. Chupacabra's spinal quills also double as wings. The descriptions of the Chupacabra resemble certain dinosaurs from the Jurassic/Cretaceous period. The beast possibly uses it's tail for balance while it walks, runs, and sucks blood from goats and similarly-sized animals.
Reports of the Chupacabra from all over South America go back about fifty years or more. Some think it is a native of another galaxy, or a half-half vampire beast terrorizing any animal in its path. The Chupacabra is real. People who have seen it say it hops like a kangaroo and smells like sulfur. Others say that it is a panther-like creature with a long, forked, snake tongue and gleaming red eyes... I believe that it is the combination of these two. The Chupacabra hops or runs on its hind legs and resembles a panther.
There is a Chupacabra. Although the majority of reports are in the Americas, reports of this beast have come from all over the world. They are intelligent and have the ability to fly. They most likely live underground in hidden caves and wait until night to feast on animal blood.
Note how he puts his hand on his hip, all sassy-like.
FuSoYa
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deadair, check out some of the signatures on some of the other ultimatemetal boards. they're ridiculously long.
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minxnim
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oh come on, it's not *that* bad is it?
anyway, that sig up there is way too long and it makes me think of my coworker that has like, 400 novelty keyrings/chains and charms hanging off of 3 keys. it freaks me out.
OH MAN... BCO can be really bad as far as lurkers go. all of my threads over there have 100 - 200 views, and like a max of 20 replies.
just look at my aida thread over there.
just look at my aida thread over there.
minxnim
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i think it just caught the "we are all snobby and shitheads" virus... which is a hard one to get rid of.
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