A Mastrubation Haiku

[MajestikMøøse]

Wanking without lube
The Satanic fuck of death
My dick is bleeding

 

[Demilich]

Interesting thread.

 

[Nico]

fuck of death

 

[E-bortion]

this is the first post ive actually made while jerking it. i win.

 

[NAD]

fucking awesome.

 

[Demilich]

Ha, I have one of those signed by Dave Hewson and Terry Sadler! Attrocious recording though, even for a rehearsal. I propose we use it to shut up those people who whine about the bonus tracks on the early Opeth albums!

 

[Nico]

Better yet, we illustrate a point to people who think that Orchid and Morningrise have "unlistenable" production.

That reminds me, I got a demo from a French band called Finis Gloria Dei, and it's easily the worst recording I've ever fucking heard. KVLT!

 

[lurch70]

that band rules sooooooooo much !!!! ... love thoese fuckers ... everyone here should own Strappado