rap battle thread

[Lithium]

Yo warblade, show me what rhymes u got BITCH

 

[Lithium]

Long time ago...we got some new ppl in the 1337 kr3w, so lemme see......I pwned everyone on this thread, show me what u got!

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

lithium eats dick
he wishes his name was rick
his dick is a tooth.........pick!
Nirvana is a bunch of hicks
im gona go drink a mick
then have a chick
sit on my dick
she'll lick
my dick
SICK!

 

[vikk]

vikk you fuck you all!

 

[-Merrild-]

Hello, I am an afro-american from New York.
I love my mother and my friend.
I have got a dog, it`s name is "Log"

Teh_End

 

[Lithium]

Yo Keith, we know your aged five,
I bet you never touched a girl in yo life,
Chillin on the internet all day long,
no friends,
While ur browsing the web, I'm smokin a bong,
And that's where your story ends.

Dissssssssssssssssssssed

 

[Draznog]

yo nigga what ya talking bout.
your mums as sloppy as sour kraut.
it ain't her fault that she hand you
she got raped by a rock
so stop talking in 1337
you ull get beat
cookies are awesome

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

Yo Keith, we know your aged five,
I bet you never touched a girl in yo life,
Chillin on the internet all day long,
no friends,
While ur browsing the web, I'm smokin a bong,
And that's where your story ends.

Dissssssssssssssssssssed

oh oh? you wana go?
why dont you go
give joonas a blow
he'll probably show
more than any hoe
that youve ever showed
your .5 inch chode.

So let me say
don't feel gay
just cause today
you gave your virginity away
to joonas and maybe JANNE!

go smoke on your bong
like cheech and chong
and touch your tiny schlong
while i go long and strong
up your moms..................................... BUMHOLE

so Max
you think your a haxxX?
your dick is as big as my thumbtack
nows find a hax
to get out of that!

i'll end this now
with alittle bit of pow...

kurt cobain was a sexually frustrated kid
who had an ugly face
so why don't you do what he did
and this world would be a better place.

 

[Lithium]

^^ LOL

^ ahahahahaha wtf??? nice man

 

[Chamet]

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[Glycerine]

Yo Lithium ill get my scythe and cut your wrist,
for you are the next one who will be dissed,
i'll show you what this thing is about,
ima own your ass without a doubt.

you call yourself the mighty gr1m r34p3r,
dude thats even more wack then jeepers creepers,
i think you forgot your slipknot mask in the closexXx,
where it is hidden next to a picture of bobvex.

Keith already showed you were your place was,
and pushed your face right into the grass,
but i will show you where you really belong,
cause your not eve worthy fuckin' jewnas' mom.

i still don't get why i actually bother to rap,
anyhow i think all of them my pals are crap,
they think that everyone is their bro,
just like you, you fekking homo!

no hard feelings

 

[Lithium]

 

[Draznog]

Glycerine sucks
he likes to eat shit
i once saw him in a scat movie
he had sexy with a burn victim
his penis is smaller than some peoples
he is a junkie
he once had sexy with a walrus.

 

[The Nerevarine]

Is two thousand six
Im gonna meet some girls
And i wanna get laid
Im gonna work really hard
And i want to fuck some nice asses
Even a niggah girl i wouldn't care
Ohh hold ohhh shit, i'll be right back
I know fuck a girl will take me all the summer
That's why im gonna work harder
This girls fuck like little girls
OHH YOW YOW BIATCH

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

Even a niggah girl i wouldn't care

i thought you decided on italians!!!!

 

[KillerGon]

oh oh? you wana go?
why dont you go
give joonas a blow
he'll probably show
more than any hoe
that youve ever showed
your .5 inch chode.

So let me say
don't feel gay
just cause today
you gave your virginity away
to joonas and maybe JANNE!

go smoke on your bong
like cheech and chong
and touch your tiny schlong
while i go long and strong
up your moms..................................... BUMHOLE

so Max
you think your a haxxX?
your dick is as big as my thumbtack
nows find a hax
to get out of that!

i'll end this now
with alittle bit of pow...

kurt cobain was a sexually frustrated kid
who had an ugly face
so why don't you do what he did
and this world would be a better place.

totally rocks

 

[Glycerine]

Glycerine sucks
he likes to eat shit
i once saw him in a scat movie
he had sexy with a burn victim
his penis is smaller than some peoples
he is a junkie
he once had sexy with a walrus.

that shit dont even rhyme...

 

[Draznog]

Glycerine say that shit don't rhyme
this bitch knows his face is a crime
i got a dime to shine
a fine to blast
my pals im going to cap you in your ass.

fo shizzle

 

[sapaz_is_fuel]

chamet likes this, chamet thinks this is really funny

are you teh yoda ?

 

[Blindfold]

yo yo yo

go joonas, tell me something
are you gonna go fucking?
where's, where's janne-babe?
you're searching for someone to assrape!
but ya forget it,
you're gonna regret it,
coz' your dad's still a'home!
and you forgot the condom!
but dont diss me fer reminding you:
jannes asshole's gonna turn your dick blue.
and no matter how much alc you sip
it wont prevent your dick
from beeing loose as hell
and you aint find it as well.
and with five kidz you'll sent to dock,
and win coz you take the judge's cock!

shizzle,

fuck you shordy,

dj joonas in tha house