rap battle thread

[Noble Viking]

Yo,

nigga step up!
nigga step down!
nigga run around!
nigga jump!
nigga don't front!
nigga step back!
nigga gotta gat!
nigga you don't know me!
nigga DON'T FUCK WIT THIS!

Yeaahhhhh....

*bass, snare, bass bass, snare*

 

[hasselhorgh]

my attempt:

*beatbox*

i don't give a flying fuck motherfucker
i don't give a flying fuck motherfucker
i don't give a flying
i don't give a flying
i don't give a flying FUCK!

 

[Lithium]

hahahaha

Apparently Alexi Laiho is the new Eminem

lil' L dawg teh Disking

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

The are a lot of fucks flying here motherfuckas

 

[MegustaMucho]

my turn




Conflict, terror, hear the noise
You're in the edge of a nerve-racking force
Oh my god, here's a fight
Never siege, never riot, must defy

When you look at me, what do you see
Another trophy like a fuckin dead beat
Close your eyes, take a step inside
Guess what I took your life/step back uncover your eyes
Insanity and normality (is/its) not What you call reality
What you will, always want
It was the day that you should die

I dont give a flying fuck motherfucker
I dont give a flying fuck motherfucker
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying FUCK!

I'll never wait for the pain of death
With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit
Can you hold my crazy as I go
So fuck hypocrisy and fuck you too


DAWG!

that's awesome good job!

 

[CliffBurton]

my turn




Conflict, terror, hear the noise
You're in the edge of a nerve-racking force
Oh my god, here's a fight
Never siege, never riot, must defy

When you look at me, what do you see
Another trophy like a fuckin dead beat
Close your eyes, take a step inside
Guess what I took your life/step back uncover your eyes
Insanity and normality (is/its) not What you call reality
What you will, always want
It was the day that you should die

I dont give a flying fuck motherfucker
I dont give a flying fuck motherfucker
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying FUCK!

I'll never wait for the pain of death
With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit
Can you hold my crazy as I go
So fuck hypocrisy and fuck you too


DAWG!

 

[sapaz_is_fuel]

i agree

 

[K-z-H]

does he actually say "With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit"?!?!

 

[perfecterror]

yea pack dis in ya pipe and smoke it kiddies
snoop inspired skrait cali wessss side in ya eye
fifty nine pies in ya face put ya in ya place
you dont got no rhymes, let me kick ya in da dime
this shizzle is tite like like my nizzle pipe fizzle
guns blazin... bitches fadin... death by your side
reaper style nizza choppin niggas like da kkk
yow fear da reapa
yow death in creapin
yow dis is cali
... dis is cali (as in california aka wess side)
...big daddy...snoop dog...jr mophia... reprosent baby baby... fuck dis shit!
fuck da reapa nizza
dont let dat gizza control ya bizza...
i'm out... fuck da reapa!

 

[Bastard child]

Lithium is actually pwning this thread

Avec shoody ta mère vas se faire gang bang down.

 

[Rock Hydra]

does he actually say "With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit"?!?!

Yeah, I was thinking what the fuck is with Alexi saying shit like that?

 

[Gjallarhorn]

can you hold my crazy as I go? i dont even know what the hell hes remotely trying to say there.

 

[CliffBurton]

does he actually say "With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit"?!?!

The lyrics posted are unofficial, I've seen different ones myself.

I honestly dont think he says that...

 

[WithoutJudgementJeremy]

hey... check it...

yo-yo.

You mutha fuckers are popping shit right out in this thread,
shootin shit from ya mouths; well heres a bullet through yer head..
cause when i say shit i dont joke, dont choke; I'll bite you.
as you sit around screaming about your girlfriend and gettin lied to.
You fucking pussys are EMO, a bunch of faggots.
You listen to gay music made from make-up wearing ass-lids.
soon enough you faggots will have more lips - stuck to alexi's dick,
then the tits of your momma breatfeedin yer whole family.
Im a killa, a fucking spilla, smokin zilla's.
and kongs in my bongs while yer rappin with vanilla.
ICE bitch shutup you fucking homo.
Your worse then janne warmen giving a blowjob to a hobo.
Well fag I aint got the time to be wastin on you and yer my pals bitch posse.
So go cry to yer momma, and she'll suck your dick with her lips glossy.
And just so you know, she will blow a whole so big in yer dick,
that your faggot ass makeup wearing homo boyfriend will finally be able to fit it in his goatsed ass and feel shit.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

typical rap song...

Wuz dat nigga Wuz Dat nigga nigga nigga
Money Hoes Money Hoes Money Hoes I rob for clothes
Wus Dat Nigga Wuz Dat Nigga nigga nigga
Money Hoes Money Hoes Money Hoes

I kill ya boy I kill ya whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!
I kill ya boy I kill ya whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!

Wud ya say I got gunz nigga nigaa
you betta runz nigga nigga niga
Wud ya say fuck wid me I spray
I got a wad of hundreds from slinging crack cocaine

 

[Krakatau]

^youz a mad hatter

yo dis be my thred dawg, check it out... 1, 2

im da great pimp from da great north west
u mess wit me nigga u betta be wearin da vest
cuz im killa im a gangsta i shoulda be on death row
but dem grimey cops cant catch me cuz im 2 slick fo' yo
ill stab yo mama in da neck c how u like dat nigga
cuz im a crip im a menace i be not afriad to pull da trigga
homo say wut? ill slice yo eyes out wit my razor blade chain
i crash yo funeral wit my cru sippin crystal champaign

im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
WHAT?!
im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
WHAT?!
u wanna walk these streets ya betta hand me ova bling bling
U GOT IT BOSS!

my cru only konsist o' da maddest hustlas from da hood
d-block, g-block, ur block our empire taken ova fo' good
cuz im a hustla im a balla i be getting imported poontang fo' free
even da prime minasta of micronesia be scurred o' me
u kan see me terrorizing da streets in my neon red brand new caddy
i got yo chick in da back seat and she think im her band new daddy
haha! dat hoe i'll cap her fat ass stab her pussy cut off her head burn her 2 a krisp roll her up and smoke her like a joint
cuz thats how mutha fuckin crazy i am HOLLA!

im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
WHAT?!
im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
WHAT?!
wen u thot lord of tha rings wusnt real im da lord o' da streets

and ur next white boi
ill kill u and yo mama
and ill fuck yo sista makes babies wit her and fuck dem too
boy or girl i dont care it dont matta
cuz thats how mutha fuckin crazy crazy i am
yall dont kno wut its like on dat streets da streets make u crazy
crazy like a mutha fucka and lord of the rings be tite
peace out 2 all da home bois in da west end, nike fo' my sneakas and xbox fo the da controlla

 

[goth_fiend]

yo yo yo west side cali up in this beeyatch!!!

gonna kick down some ill rymes fo yo kracka azzes ready 1 1 2

hold on nigga turn my headphones up , I cant hear shit, seriously nigga I cant hear shit!!! turn my shit up!

 

[Heavenscent]

Yo turn dis shit up!

Yeah!

That's right boy, I'll be jammin' to the sound of yo brainthrob
Cause my shit is dah shit
And I won't stop rhymin' till yo brain go pop (wha?!)
Mah pop-pop Johnson slay yo ass down, bitch,
Don't think I am a-sweatin'
I'm a-bustin' balls fo breakfast, I'm the king judgement day, yo tha crop
Wassup, don't know what'sa battin' (dramatic pause) ya?
Standin' in a puddle wit yo dick in yo mouth, brainfreeze
What nigga, dis shit too hard fo yo bloodclod egotism?
Whatcha please
You don't get cause i rip yo fuckin' head from your walking skin disease
And I'll hang it on mah keys when yo funky ass is in tha trunk!

 

[Turbo]

Yo turn dis shit up!

Yeah!

That's right boy, I'll be jammin' to the sound of yo brainthrob
Cause my shit is dah shit
And I won't stop rhymin' till yo brain go pop (wha?!)
Mah pop-pop Johnson slay yo ass down, bitch,
Don't think I am a-sweatin'
I'm a-bustin' balls fo breakfast, I'm the king judgement day, yo tha crop
Wassup, don't know what'sa battin' (dramatic pause) ya?
Standin' in a puddle wit yo dick in yo mouth, brainfreeze
What nigga, dis shit too hard fo yo bloodclod egotism?
Whatcha please
You don't get cause i rip yo fuckin' head from your walking skin disease
And I'll hang it on mah keys when yo funky ass is in tha trunk!

!!!! Why are we doing this?

 

[Heavenscent]

because we can
I mean, it's poetry for retards.