rap battle thread

[War_Blade]

this is the thread for rap battles


heres the first



you suck my dick and gimme a lick
they call my eddie
not really
but i cut you up with my macheade
out of my ass does not come poop
but instead fruit
apples and bananas
ill make you eat it and call you hanana
it will taste good
i got wood
no not from trees
but from boobs
i just got my oil changed at jiffy lube
speaking of lube i got laid once

 

[Lithium]

Yo, yo

*drops the beat*

Why are you such a fag?
Everytime I play cs, your face makes me lag,
Yo ''war__blade'' You trying to Dis me, fool?
Ill punch you so fast, like the doublebass of the drummer of that band, Tool
Please get teh fuck outta here, cos I'm the dismaster,
Comon man, run before I turn your life into a living disaster...
You're a discrace,
To the human race

IN YOUR FACE!!! (alexi Laiho - style)

 

[hatecrewchick]

Vet gedissed jonge!!

 

[Turbo]

Yo, yo

*drops the beat*

Why are you such a fag?
Everytime I play cs, your face makes me lag,
Yo ''war__blade'' You trying to Dis me, fool?
Ill punch you so fast, like the doublebass of the drummer of that band, Tool
Please get teh fuck outta here, cos I'm the dismaster,
Comon man, run before I turn your life into a living disaster...
You're a discrace,
To the human race

IN YOUR FACE!!! (alexi Laiho - style)

Isnt that the start of Fat Lip by Sum 41?


My attempt,


Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?

Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
so just chill
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
so just chill.

Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Fuck y'all

Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
so just chill.

[ringtone instrumental]

Fuck y'all my pals
Fuck y'all my pals
Fuck y'all my pals
Fuck y'all my pals

Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Fuck y'all

Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy DDDDDAAAAAAWWWWWWGGGGG,
so just chill.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Motherfucker.

(Copyright Turbo Inc. 2006)

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

yo bitch, hear what I'm say'n,
don't dis me fucker,or you will be pay'n.
I'll easily kill you with my rhyme,
i know how it's done, I do it all the time.
yo bitch, stop you fucking crying
if you're in my face again, you will be die'n

BITCH

 

[Ruins]

erm... isnt like just the americunts get the idea & coolness of rap on this thread or its just me who dont dig it :Smug:

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

turbo's attempt =
great *clap clap*

 

[KillerGon]

Extravasated hemoglobular vitality
Vascular death, hematological finale
The postmortem settling of blood called lividity
A fascinating aspect of PMI morbidity...
Capillary beds...
Are sodden red...
Coagulants unglued...
Bruised black and blue...
Hypostasis, fixed and bruised
Blanched extremities a purplish hue
Sticky quagmire of darkened goo
The cadaver's posterior grumously imbrued...
Paludal mess...
Blood-tattoo compress...
Maroon patterns in flesh...
Rot's cruel caress...
The unmistakable gravitational pull after the
cessation of breath
The tiny red blood cells separate from plasma and sink
Clotting inside the lower recesses until the decedent
stinks...
Arteries leak...
Veins deplete...
Blood secretes...
Marinating meat...

 

[Blake]

 

[sapaz_is_fuel]

ey yo my name is emil per i like to fight so gt the hell out of here. if you come to close ill punch your brains out.your mother is hot because shes fat i took her first may then we smoked some brejj.im gonna fuck you in the ass. now i cant come up with some more so ill go and eat ! PomPickaCHee PomPickaCHee PomPickaCHee

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

 

[vikk]

holy fuck

 

[-Gavin-]

Isnt that the start of Fat Lip by Sum 41?


My attempt,


Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?

Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
so just chill
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
yeh
Snoopy doggy dog
so just chill.

Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Huh? Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Fuck y'all

Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
so just chill.

[ringtone instrumental]

Fuck y'all my pals
Fuck y'all my pals
Fuck y'all my pals
Fuck y'all my pals

Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy doggy dog,
Fuck y'all

Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy dog,
yeh,
Snoopy doggy DDDDDAAAAAAWWWWWWGGGGG,
so just chill.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Motherfucker.

(Copyright Turbo Inc. 2006)

Hahahaha, fucking right!

 

[Feel_The_Force]

Damn this shit is wack!!

 

[Lithium]

ey yo my name is emil per i like to fight so gt the hell out of here. if you come to close ill punch your brains out.your mother is hot because shes fat i took her first may then we smoked some brejj.im gonna fuck you in the ass. now i cant come up with some more so ill go and eat ! PomPickaCHee PomPickaCHee PomPickaCHee

 

[Lithium]

OK This is ma killin spree;
Ima dis all a'yall in this thread, WATCH MEE!!

*Gimme da mic*

Yo,yo


War_Blade, you look like you got yo blade shoved up yo ass,
Your talkin about apples n bannanas, you aint got no class,
Nigga, you started a battle thread,
So u asked for it, ill dis you till youre fuckin DEAD

Hatecrewchick gave me some feedback
But she ain't black
So watch as I spray yo brains on teh seeling,
I know you aint familiar with that feeling...

Turbo, youre a H-O-M-O
You tryin to dis my homeboy Sn00p D.?
On you avatar you look like you gotta pee!
Yo are fuckin lame, make in insane,
Postin this message hurts ma brain!

xxlilbloodredridinhoodxx: For a start, yo nickname is gay,
Named after a cool song, some people say,
However you spoiled the fun for me,
Now everytime I hear that song you think of you, you see?
So don't you start talkin about ''killin with rhymes''
Ill kill you with my AK-47, like I did a couple a' times

Killergon, Killerg0n Killercunt,
Whatever you call yourself: You still look like James Blunt,
Nigga, please rap to me in Spanish,
Cos u aint got no lines, at least not in English.
Children Of Bodom forum is where u hang out,
But for you, Shakira is what its all about!

Last but not least, OK WHAT THE FUCK???
Sapas is fuel? Is it me, or am i stuck?
This nigga clames his name is emil, yeah right,
He must wear his undies to tight!
Talkin about punchin peoples brains out,
You can never be a homie like me, you a lil boyscout!

Bumbalabumbalabum (ringtone as stated in Turbos' 50 cent cover)

[Gunshots]

[Fade out]

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Uh uh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh
aha yeah uh uh huuuwhat?
okaaaaaaaaay
yo nigga, representing homies yo ho
I don't give a fuck if ya hate me, mothatrucka
I don't give a flying fuck uh uh yeah
if ya want peace prepare for war mothafucka
uh yeah
say heeeeey hoooo



I prefer rap when it's short.

 

[Turbo]

Killergon, Killerg0n Killercunt,
Whatever you call yourself: You still look like James Blunt,
Nigga, please rap to me in Spanish,
Cos u aint got no lines, at least not in English.
Children Of Bodom forum is where u hang out,
But for you, Shakira is what its all about!

hahahaha, thats pretty funny.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

my turn




Conflict, terror, hear the noise
You're in the edge of a nerve-racking force
Oh my god, here's a fight
Never siege, never riot, must defy

When you look at me, what do you see
Another trophy like a fuckin dead beat
Close your eyes, take a step inside
Guess what I took your life/step back uncover your eyes
Insanity and normality (is/its) not What you call reality
What you will, always want
It was the day that you should die

I dont give a flying fuck motherfucker
I dont give a flying fuck motherfucker
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying FUCK!

I'll never wait for the pain of death
With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit
Can you hold my crazy as I go
So fuck hypocrisy and fuck you too


DAWG!

 

[sapaz_is_fuel]

OK This is ma killin spree;
Ima dis all a'yall in this thread, WATCH MEE!!

*Gimme da mic*

Yo,yo


War_Blade, you look like you got yo blade shoved up yo ass,
Your talkin about apples n bannanas, you aint got no class,
Nigga, you started a battle thread,
So u asked for it, ill dis you till youre fuckin DEAD

Hatecrewchick gave me some feedback
But she ain't black
So watch as I spray yo brains on teh seeling,
I know you aint familiar with that feeling...

Turbo, youre a H-O-M-O
You tryin to dis my homeboy Sn00p D.?
On you avatar you look like you gotta pee!
Yo are fuckin lame, make in insane,
Postin this message hurts ma brain!

xxlilbloodredridinhoodxx: For a start, yo nickname is gay,
Named after a cool song, some people say,
However you spoiled the fun for me,
Now everytime I hear that song you think of you, you see?
So don't you start talkin about ''killin with rhymes''
Ill kill you with my AK-47, like I did a couple a' times

Killergon, Killerg0n Killercunt,
Whatever you call yourself: You still look like James Blunt,
Nigga, please rap to me in Spanish,
Cos u aint got no lines, at least not in English.
Children Of Bodom forum is where u hang out,
But for you, Shakira is what its all about!

Last but not least, OK WHAT THE FUCK???
Sapas is fuel? Is it me, or am i stuck?
This nigga clames his name is emil, yeah right,
He must wear his undies to tight!
Talkin about punchin peoples brains out,
You can never be a homie like me, you a lil boyscout!

Bumbalabumbalabum (ringtone as stated in Turbos' 50 cent cover)

[Gunshots]

[Fade out]

you are the king !