A matchmaking thread

[Susie]

Well here goes, there is so much young love goin off here, i think its about time, all you single bored ppl did summin about it :Spin: so post here if you wanna matchmake yourself, with your perfect um partner

 

[Profanity]

I'm looking for a girl 16-20 years old. She must smoke, have brown hair and wear pantyhose at least once a week.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

haha first the love profanity thread, now this... will you ever stop being such a hippie?? :-D j/k

 

[Hitori]

awwww im 21 sorry profanity

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Ugh. This is a very scary thread. :zombie:

 

[Susie]

Ugh. This is a very scary thread. :zombie:

yeh , hehheee

 

[Susie]

haha first the love profanity thread, now this... will you ever stop being such a hippie?? :-D j/k

cant help it sorry :Smokin:

 

[Susie]

I'm looking for a girl 16-20 years old. She must smoke, have brown hair and wear pantyhose at least once a week.

right girls , if anyone matches these structures, be sure to apply for profanity ok

 

[manuelgv]

I am looking for a virgin girl with a naughty side only reserved to me and she has to praise me like a god.

 

[KoichCPA]

I already have Caillac, thanks anyway.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I'll take Charlize Theron, if she's available. If not, I'll settle for Angelina Jolie.

 

[Caillac]

I already have Caillac, thanks anyway.

I'm very proud of this

 

[Life Sucks]

I'm looking for a fit, attractive girl 20 - 30 years old.

 

[Arch]

I'm looking for a 80-90 year old woman, preferrably wearing dentures, and provides her own wheelchair.

 

[Arch]

I'm looking for a girl 16-20 years old. She must smoke, have brown hair and wear pantyhose at least once a week.

Those types of "girls" you're looking for are what we call, prostitutes.

 

[Life Sucks]

I'm looking for a 80-90 year old woman, preferrably wearing dentures, and provides her own wheelchair.

 

[ante]

Ugh. This is a very scary thread. :zombie:

shush and date me

 

[The Serpent King]

I'm looking for a 80-90 year old woman, preferrably wearing dentures, and provides her own wheelchair.

Hahahaha...priceless....

 

[duckattack]

I'm just looking for a green card marriage to anyone in any EU country, especially Finland, though preferably not in Helsinki.

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm very proud of this

You should be, I'm quite a catch.