A poll for the dog owners

Do you let your dog shit on other people's lawns?

  • Hell yes! I'm doing them a favor by fertilizing their lawn!

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Fuck no! That shit is fucking rude

    Votes: 11 50.0%
  • It depends on my mood

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • DO NOT WANT!

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Total voters
    22
Dogs suck balls.

But no, its wrong to let them shit on someone elses lawn. How would you feel, waking up, going outside to get the paper, and oh fucking look at that, some faggy dog left a huge turd on my your god damn lawn.
 
I don't really like dogs and I don't own one. I like cats, but don't own one of them either.

But I am qualified to answer.

We visit my sister in San Diego regularly. We have taken her dog on walks up to the store twice. On both occasions the silly dog pooped on someone's grass. We had taken a plastic bag just in case. I had to pick up the steaming piles both times. That sucked! But it's the right thing to do.
 
It's rude as hell, but it'll teach my neighbors to stop playing that fucking mariachi all damn night.

Then again they let there dogs shit all over their own lawn, so it's not like my teacup chihuahua is making a huge difference.
 
Mine does it only on public lawns. There's no official law prohibiting this , so it's not customary here for people to clean after their dogs in public places.
 
no i dont, as said before its fucking rude. would you want someone else's dog shitting on your lawn and leaving it there?
 
Έρεβος;6546895 said:
Lawns are bullshit. Animals have more right to land than humans. So yes, my dog can shit where he wants.

What are you, the leader of the local anarchist hippie group?
If I lived in the states I would first shoot your dog for taking a shit on my lawn and then shoot you for trespassing when I forced you to go pick the dead meat up. Observe how scary I can be ^^
 
Mine does it only on public lawns. There's no official law prohibiting this , so it's not customary here for people to clean after their dogs in public places.

Ew. I bet that's one detail they leave out of the tourist brochures.