I'm damn proud to be a scary, Satan-worshipping, D & D playing creep
Except I don't play D & D, and I don't believe Satan (whose name means "adversary" in Hebrew) is anything more than a metaphor of humanity's evil side.
Though I do get myself in rather a lot of trouble for suggesting that God/Jesus is no more than a metaphor for humanity's good side, so I'm just as controversial as the next guy .