A Question for everybody

What's up with that Stormwatch? I think you're one of the funniest people here. Don't want to loose the mystic aura? Well, you do as you please.

Long answer, I just don't think anyone gives a crap about me. I'm surprised people are reading the replies to the ones other guys have done. I'll read an interview by Slash, or Jimmy Page or someone like that. But Johnnie Czech, Blowhard, Maidenfan09 or Stormwatch? No fucking thanks.

Short answer -

because he sucks!