Metaltastic
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My old band was playing a Halloween show for WNNJ out of New Jersey, and at one point some very scantily clad flamboyantly gay dude got right in front of the singer (who's terribly homophobic) and started wiggling this 12" dildo in his face. He kept moving from one side of the stage to the other trying to get away from him, but captain rubber cock just kept following him. I was laughing so hard I started crying, which mixed with the gunk in the air from the fog machine, and I slipped right off of the stage. Luckily it wasn't a very high stage and I landed on my feet...but it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
No joke, a woman from the crowd grabbed said dildo, and then took off by the bathrooms never to be seen again for the rest of the night.
Dude, between this and a certain video of a duel you posted awhile ago, you're 2 for 2 on hilarious dildo humor