Well I failed. I used the search engine for 4 different bands, and I am currently private messaging.

Currently 1 member (me), 20 guests. WTF?
Really....... who are these fucking guests? For the last couple months, I've noticed a steady steam of 8-12 guests around most of the time.
WHO ARE YOU WEIRDOS WHO ACTUALLY FIND THIS SHIT ENTERTAINING
Currently Active Users: 18 (1 members & 17 guests), Members: Dick Sirloin
Okay. So they have to be on the west coast (it's around midnight here) or Europe or something. Because who browses this place at 3am on a Thursday morning?