Ahahahahahahaahahha, greatest headline ever

[Metaltastic]

"God accused of selling cocaine near church"



What is it with low-class (meaning, low-class, NOT low-income, before anyone jumps down my throat on that) people and these bizarre names? I was waiting at a bus station a few months ago and heard a super ghetto black woman hollering for her son "Knowledge" to come over, for example, and now God? Oy...

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

When my sister was adopted her name was Purchase.
She changed it to Christina.

Knowledge, Montana, Hope, Taschana, Taniqua, Shantele, etc... Horrible "I'm a moron by birth" names (at least in America).

 

[jangoux]

Here in Brazil people like to give english city names or english names to their sons...something like Uashintom (pronounced Washington) or Maicon (Michael)...Celebrities also get their names cloned..Grace Kelly, Frank Williams...

Hope is kinda cool, IMO.

 

[FULLMETALSPEEDO]

"my name is spelled S-H-A-U-H-W-A-U-N-E but pronounced shawn"

 

[Chryst Krispies]

This oddly enough reminds me of the Carlin bit about "Guys named Todd."
What happened to the good old Mikes and Joes, and Bills and Annes and Marys and Kates????

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

His favorite name was Eddie.

I rather think my name is lame, but at least I'm not a boat or weather or some retarded shit like that.

Oh my name is Loren BTW.