ahh, Easter.....

[GregadetH]

What better way to dress for my easter functions than to wear my YOUTHANASIA t-shirt w/ a pic of jesus wearing a MEGADETH shirt and a crown of worms.........how many baptist relatives will this piss off?

 

[TD]

Heathen metal head My friend Heather and I attended a Catholic church today.....you can tell we only visit church on Christmas and Easter, we can't even get our Hail Mary's right..........but we "redeemed ourselves," and oh yeah, we got smashed last night... Why is everything the Catholics do soooooo lang and drawn out, just a question.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You think Mass is long and drawn out? Try getting married!! They make you take a compatability test and then send you to a buttload of classes before they'll even let you set your date. And imagine how many dirty looks you get if you're pregnant on your wedding day...Nothing makes a priest pray harder than a pregnant bride...

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Oh and as for Easter, I'm at my mother-in-law's it must be 90 degrees in here, my son is bright red cause he's so hot and we're all right behind him, then I get to leave here shortly to go to my mom's and god only knows what kind of crap I'll have to deal with over there...Makes me wish I lived in Denver already, wouldn't have to do shit all day. Oh and I missed church because my husband wouldn't get the hell out of bed, first time in I don't know how many years we haven't gone.

Hey Greg-Baptist on one side, Mormons on the other? No wonder you're crazy!!!

 

[TD]

Catholic weddings are horrible...........but the receptions rule! "Where ever there are 4 Catholics, there is always a 5th!"

 

[jdelpi]

Originally posted by TD
Why is everything the Catholics do soooooo lang and drawn out, just a question.

The priest is looking for little boys in the crowd.