LedByTheReaper said:
yoow yoow yoow! my wife left me for the cow *heavy riffage and pinched harmonics* i lost my money at the bar *screaming* *insane keyboard solo*
I've got one better:
Groupies and Vodka is what I thought I'd find
When I came offstage tonight
Well now here I stand, over this case of Finlandia
And you want an autograph again
Chorus:
I bought these new boots, did my nails
Had my hair bleached just right
I thought this new eyeliner was a sure bet
For gettin' laid tonight
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I become a rockstar for this?
Now when I first started to play I was promised I'd get
Every night a dozen hot groupies in a Jacuzzi
Well it's always raining at the meet & greets
And the toothless hillbiilies are the only ones in heat
Repeat Chorus 1X
Darlin' did I become a rockstar for this?
--Parody of Deana Carter's "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" which is funnier than hell in it's own right. Okay, so I ran out of steam there at the end but it's still funny.