All the things a man really needs...

JayKeeley

Be still, O wand'rer!
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"To crush your enemy, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women".

Well, that's the philosophy as according to Conan, the new governer of California.

But what else is important?
 
To recieve a blowjob from a woman with a great pair of breasts - jiggle for me honey - and then she makes a cooked breakfast.
 
i'll go with Chris Rock on this one ...

"food, sex and silence ... feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up!"
 
I've never wanted an endless supply of money, I'd rather have a ceaseless abundance of free shit.
 
Seeing the Dolphins win the Superbowl during my lifetime, I would enjoy that.

A cabin in the middle of the forest, and I would live off the land and unfortunate passersby, that's what I need someday.
 
"Let me outta here.... Mr. Gein.... I don't wanna play anymore Mr. Gein...."

Ahhh... creepy. o_O