Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, stunned by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
