Create your Own Evil Plan(tm)!

[Lanterns]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.


Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all



Stage One


To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the White House. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[Lanterns]

My ALTERNATIVE PLAN (sorry just cant help it, it's so much fuckin' fun.....thx for the links Tal!!! )


Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.


Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)



Stage One


To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

 

[plfffffft]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[juoppo]

Haham here's mine:
]Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, shocked by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy New York. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armageddon clock, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Return to 'So You've Decided to Be Evil'

was pretty funny.

 

[yars]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Now that's evil!

 

[perfecterror]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a senator. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.