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Obsessed bin Laden wanted to kill Whitney Houston's husband

15:41pm 22nd August 2006

Smitten Bin Laden is apparently saving all his love for Whitney.
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Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.

The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden's sex slave for four months 10 years ago.

In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, says he could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of music.

"Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers' Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.

"It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.

LOL Colour Rule

"Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly.
"How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

Boof, who once claimed she had to take her son out of a Los Angeles school after rumours surfaced that bin Laden was his father, also claims the Al Qaeda mastermind read more than the Koran.

"In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy," she writes.
She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.
 
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Trouble in naked teen town
Today's Boston Globe would like to introduce you to the naked teens of Brattleboro, Vt. Young people are taking full frontal advantage of the lack of state or local laws banning public nudity, the Globe explains. And it seems some townsfolk aren't happy.

One local bookstore employee explains how the trend started last year. "The nudity began in earnest this year, Brooks said, when one young woman decided she wanted to bare her chest in public, just like her male friends. Since then, the no-clothes fashion has gained popularity and has expanded to include group bike rides, skateboarding, hula-hoop contests, and a grass-roots music event that the group dubbed the Brat Fest."

But there isn't unanimous support for the GenNext-turned-GenNude life. "Some youths cheer on their naked friends, and a few adults are so offended that they become nearly hysterical," the Globe says. A Saturday story in the local Brattleboro Reformer says the city council is exploring its legal options.

The Reformer article details the state's history of "history of skinny dipping, nude bicycle races and topless women on parade" and talks to young naked protesters. "A few people driving by in cars with out-of-state plates," the paper says, "looked aghast."
 
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VERMONT PREPARES FOR ARRIVAL OF
MAXIMUM FUCKING JOHNSON


Trouble in naked teen town
Today's Boston Globe would like to introduce you to the naked teens of Brattleboro, Vt. Young people are taking full frontal advantage of the lack of state or local laws banning public nudity, the Globe explains. And it seems some townsfolk aren't happy.

One local bookstore employee explains how the trend started last year. "The nudity began in earnest this year, Brooks said, when one young woman decided she wanted to bare her chest in public, just like her male friends. Since then, the no-clothes fashion has gained popularity and has expanded to include group bike rides, skateboarding, hula-hoop contests, and a grass-roots music event that the group dubbed the Brat Fest."

But there isn't unanimous support for the GenNext-turned-GenNude life. "Some youths cheer on their naked friends, and a few adults are so offended that they become nearly hysterical," the Globe says. A Saturday story in the local Brattleboro Reformer says the city council is exploring its legal options.

The Reformer article details the state's history of "history of skinny dipping, nude bicycle races and topless women on parade" and talks to young naked protesters. "A few people driving by in cars with out-of-state plates," the paper says, "looked aghast."

Power to the people!