Am I Disturbed?

[Dick Sirloin]

I once met a guy who described himself as a "survivalist" (he was one of those dorks that had these things like first-aid and rope and such NEARBY AT ALL TIMES in case of a natural disaster or the apocalypse, but then again he did live in DC). I was like, "I'm a survivalist too."

 

[dorian gray]

Lets not forget DeRown.

omfg ahahahahahahahaha

 

[dorian gray]

and wearing flip flops in the middle of the desert.

 

[dorian gray]

You never know when you need a fresh spleen. Actually that small Haitian boy in the back seat is for times when I'm bored in traffic and need a handjob.

hahaha FUCK this page is comedy gold

 

[Disgustipated]

Lets not forget DeRown.

It seriously took me 15 minutes and reading the article twice to get this.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

OOHH!! Drown.. cool