America: What can we do to get even fatter?

[Metal head87]

Just have McDonald's team up with Pizza Hut. Have a Big Mac as a pizza topping. The taste would be vile, but that has never stopped Americans from mass consumption.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Homer " Butter up that bacon boy....and bacon up that sausage. "

Bart "but Dad my heart hurts"

Homer " I said Bacon up that sausage "

 

[Chromatose]

"Eat around the banana, it's just empty vitamins"

 

[Malergion]

On blackboard
Homework: Eat a stick of butter

 

[flu boy]

Instant Fat:

1) Get a stick of butter
2) Coat it in molasses and refined sugar
3) Wrap it in bacon
4) Glue the bacon on with lard
5) Fry it
6)Eat

 

[flu boy]

Here in the United States we have a device to do anything you want or need to do. Our machines take you to the entertainment and over processed "food" that is needed to create the most undernourished atrophied human bodies in the history of the world.

Party on dudes! On dozen hotdogs and an angioplasty, to go!!

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

"Eat around the banana, it's just empty vitamins"

"Be creative, instead of chewing gum, chew bacon"

"instead of bread, make your sandwich with pop tarts"

" and remember, if your not sure just rub it on a piece of paper. If it turns clear its your window to weight gain "

 

[Malergion]

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat."

 

[Chromatose]

I WARSH MAHSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK

 

[lad]

I WARSH MAHSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK

!

Hey-buddy-you-gotta-slow-your-car-down-and-let-me-in-because-I'm-a-big-fat-guy-and-I-can't-go-anywhere!! Because-there-could-be-some-poison-gas! And-I-mean-there's-REALLY-poison-gas, and everybody's going to be dead! Especially me!

 

[Dead Winter]

wow im moving to italy...here in holland its costs €1.45 euro per liter...

and if you are driving on the highway it costs around €1.54

no wonder my bank account is getting smaller and smaller

Yeah but your social system is one of the best in the world. You make good money, your taxes are quite low for the most part, and if you need anything the government will provide it for you. The only difference between Italy and the US is that the health care system is socialized, which is good, the education is better, there are less fat people, and there are more hot chicks.

Not that girls here are hotter than in the US, just the ratio of hot to not is much higher. Other than that, it's about the same. Same problems, same bullshit.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND BE THANKFUL!

 

[El Stormo]

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat."

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

bacon salt ordered. high five?!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Ordered!

*High five*!!!

 

[Burti]

It's the donut ham-hamburger.

 

[meat head]

Actually the younger generation is very health savvy these days. They're all becoming meat heads.

 

[WhoCares?]

 

[Rebourne]

I like to run around in the nood, it keeps me skinny because people always chase me.