American Football = Rugby with Padding, Helmets, and Time Outs for the Obese

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KILL TULLY said:
One simple example: 3 minor traffic offenses (ie: speeding, turning where you shouldn't, etc) = Disqualified. Not a perminent disqualifier, meaning you can go through the process of getting a waiver, thus making it difficult to join, not easy.
I know I'm late on this but this quote brought to mind my colleague's 20 year old daughter who was recently arrested for (drunken) disorderly conduct and assault and battery. Just a few short months later, she's a member of the National Guard, who will, by means of the American taxpayer, fund her way through graduate school.
 
That's nothing. I've seen ESPN show fucking skip rope. Seriously, a bunch of teenage girls skipping in a tournament.

By the way, I was watching some cricket the other day and noticed that cricket fieldsmen don't wear big gloves or mitts when they catch the ball. They just catch it with their bare hands (except for the wicket keeper).

Do all baseball fielders wear big gloves?

Again, more padding. :loco:
 
Not all of them I don't think, since most cricket is played in HOT AS FUCK countries.

EDIT: By the way, I'm not defending cricket. :p I'm just pointing out the abundance of padding / cushioning over here.
 
Haha, oh the woe of cheerleading life...

she was subjected to a "pervasive environment of sexual harassment" and abuse at the hands of male members of the squad who allegedly exposed themselves, fondled female team members, and even subjected some women to a so-called teabagging

they rubbed their scrotums all over their faces...haha.

Face it, after Dallas Cowboys, where do you go? Vegas? Hollywood? It all ends up as stripping in one form or another.
 
JayKeeley said:
That's nothing. I've seen ESPN show fucking skip rope. Seriously, a bunch of teenage girls skipping in a tournament.

They showed the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP of Dominos the other day, and recently have been showing skill shooting in bowling. And of course there are the ever popular spelling bees (which have been known to cause dizzy spells among the Indian population).
 
If the game has enough starts and stops to fill in some fucking TV commercials then it's good to go. Throw in a few commentators who can't shut their mouths (Dave O'Brien and that Balboa wop) and you've struck gold.

I mean, we're talking about ESPN -- the channel that shows RE-RUNS of hot dog eating contests. Like these things have highlights and specific years where one contest was particularly exciting, hahaha.