an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

delicious tofutti, a haiku ..


Birthed most unholy.
Coming whence not from cow's loins.
Mutant ice cream, yum.

 

[a guy...]

What the hell???

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

What The Fuck Has Cromie Been Smoking??? And How Come He Ain't Sharing???

 

[a guy...]

He likes his mutant ice cream.

 

[Chromatose]

you haven't lived until you've eaten soy ice cream and wrote a haiku about it.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Now I Know He's Not Totaly Sober

 

[a guy...]

Maybe not but he writes killer haikus.

 

[Chromatose]

who said anything about me being sober?

theres something magical about lunch breaks ..


hey thanks.. I was pretty proud of that haiku myself. I think it sums up nicely the epic struggle between good and evil present in every spoon-sized bite of the apocalypse.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

New thread idea- RANDOM HAIKU POEM OF THE DAY!Ct- we need random ideas here!
Devin rocks, and AGAIN tomorrow!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Now You're Just Being Stupid

 

[Chromatose]

hey I'm a jealous fucker you bitch

so what did he play? ????

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

What The Fuck Is Going On Here?????

 

[Chromatose]

"Now You're Just Being Stupid"

me??? you'd understand if you were man enough for the tofutti, jerk. lol

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Perhaps ..... Perhaps ......

 

[a guy...]

Devy has a song called "Now You're Just Being Stupid"???? I wanna hear it!!!!!!!

 

[Chromatose]

??????

now you're just being stupid

[/lord_red_dragon]

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

"now Your Just Being Stupid" Is A Pretty Good Song Title

 

[a guy...]

Sounds like a punk song.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Exactly

 

[Chromatose]

oh glorious thread.. where hast thou gone..