an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

devil sticking rules
bow before your random king
great chrometheus

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

no replies not in Haiku!

 

[a guy...]

CT's phone is still
Signed on even as I type
Will it ever stop?

 

[a guy...]

How long did CT
Read my ramblings late last night
Wonder what she thought.

 

[Chromatose]

nope it will not stop
phone chatting is for suckers
theres ducks in my pants

 

[lizard]

my head hurts a bit
much beer did I drink last eve
one more ale I'll have

 

[Chromatose]

when she does not talk
i assume that it is just
I'm too cool for words


hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

 

[a guy...]

Ha ha ha Chromie
Is way too funny sometimes
The squid is real cool.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Ducks in your pants? Oh!
The horror of the event!
What will become of you?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

prepaid phones are shit
fun to read a guy's ramblings
still shows i'm online

 

[a guy...]

A lot of quacking
Will be going on in there
What a horrid noise.

 

[lizard]

Chromie you bastard
always you fucking beat me
posting random things.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Tell me about it
What a swine he really is
Revolt against the squid!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

jester squids are cool
what random creatures they are
juggling in the sea

 

[a guy...]

It rained all morning
The sun is finally out
Summer is coming.

 

[Chromatose]

i have nightmares that
that consist of me losing
random item threads


thank you a guy (dots)
as part of the jester squad
funny is my job

 

[Chromatose]

oops, fucked up the first
two thats in that haiku-u
ok I didn't (try on this one)

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Funny is not a job
It is a way of life for
you and yours squidy boy

 

[lizard]

hussein you moron
prepare your stretching sphincter
its your assfuck time

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

random item dreams
about failing me, ct
no it just can't be

it's windy today
the sun is out, good for play
i will juggle, yay