An Ode to my milkshake

[MajestikMøøse]

delicious homemade
vanilla milkshake. Milk and
ice cream in a blender.

Sensation of taste
is of one thousand orgasms
cumming in my mouth

 

[MajestikMøøse]

(I am sooooo ripping off chromatose right now.)

 

[metal17]

ummm...yummy

 

[PlatypusJesus]

This will never reach the magnitude of "An Ode to my tofutti."

 

[MajestikMøøse]

no. proboboly not

 

[internally grateful]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i want one

 

[internally grateful]

but then again... i want one of these too, so i guess my opinion doesn't count for much

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oooooooooooOOOOOoooo


thats cool

 

[internally grateful]

yeah, my exact reaction

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

that is awesome cora
*looks again*
more then awesome

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

omg my thyrfing pic died!

 

[internally grateful]

i know :Spin:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i know :Spin:

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLOLOL

i was staring at it for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what it was

attempts to rep
HAHAHAHA

 

[MajestikMøøse]

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLOLOL

i was staring at it for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what it was

attempts to rep
HAHAHAHA

you're a moron for not being able to instantly see the raunchyness involved there

 

[FretsAflame]

but then again... i want one of these too, so i guess my opinion doesn't count for much

with this picture your opinion now counts more than ever.


you want one of these? Max - how come you are not dating this woman and buying this for her and requesting her to model it for you - are you fucking retarded? or gay? or gaytarded? what the hell man?!?!!


You have your mission - get to it.

 

[internally grateful]

oh, leave him alone, he gets enough from me as it is

 

[FretsAflame]

oh, leave him alone, he gets enough from me as it is

seriously though - why aren't you two going out, you seem like you'd make quite the match

 

[internally grateful]

we were going out for a while last year... then i dumped this marshall fellow and i sorta wanna take it easy with the "going out"
i suppose we might as well be going out, but we... aren't.... quite yet ...

it doesn't help that i'm planning to go to china

 

[FretsAflame]

we were going out for a while last year... then i dumped this marshall fellow and i sorta wanna take it easy with the "going out"
i suppose we might as well be going out, but we... aren't.... quite yet ...

it doesn't help that i'm planning to go to china

when are you going to china? for how long? why?