an Ode to my Tofutti

[Tide In Mind Out]

Had a stomach ache,
but Pepto Bismol and a
lemon cookie helped

 

[lad]

Hey, one line per phrase!
If you continue a phrase,
You are a cheater

Ach, get-i-fu ya
Basa. I'll carry any
phrase over. Yer maw.

I'll eat egg plants, I
Could even eat a baby
Deer, lalalala...

lalalalala-
la, Who's a baby deer on
the lawn over there?

 

[Chromatose]

dreamed I lost my pants
then I woke up: WHERE'S MAH PANTS
oh good there they are

 

[Chromatose]

yup, bumpin the thread.
the world needs more haikus
so, yup, there it goes.

 

[EricT]

From H-Town, Nigga.
John is the name, and gangsta
is my game. WORD YO.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[neal]

 

[Chromatose]

NO! Under the sea
is where Kirk Douglas belongs
with the squiddy beasts

 

[derek]

Nah he's always Spartacus to me. Thracian DOG!

 

[neal]

the kraken does rule
but this has crucifixion
i am spartacus!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

bump for tofutti
so hard to find nowadays
except for "cuties"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I'm excited for the GHOST RIDER movie! woooo

lol

 

[Chromatose]

LOL that was 4 years before the movie came out and then it came out and I didn't see it until it was on TV the other day (and even then I only saw the last 10 minutes which were really really silly and bad)

Back then I was naive and thought new movies were a good thing. NOW I KNOW BETTER. Everything's crap!

 

[Chromatose]

Except Macgruber, if that movie's bad then there's no hope for the future.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch
crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch
crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch

 

[Chromatose]

Mesquite Lime Jerky
but its fake jerky, NO MEAT
so good, my dear thread

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Where do you buy your meat-less stuff, Derick?
Whole Foods and Trader Joe's have so many yummy vegan/ vegetarian stuff I am really amazed how good they taste!

 

[Morbides]

The sunset gently
Caresses those which have yet
To be seen by us

 

[Malergion]

Oh, how the beasts scream
Oh how they whet appetites
Oh, mustard, praise thee!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Today marks seven
years since the fountain meeting
followed by tent sex