an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

We'll go tomorrow.
I don't wanna get stuck in
rush hour traffic

 

[Lunar Still]

Why do they call it
Rush hour, if everyone
Is sitting in place?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lawllawllawllawllawl
lawllawllawllawllawllawllawl
lawllawllawllawllawl

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

lawllawllawllawllawl
lawllawllawllawllawllawllawl
lawllawllawllawllawl

cockeysvillecockeys
villecockeysvillecockeysville
cockeysvillecockeys


...ville

 

[Chromatose]

<----------- :danceboy:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

congratulations
on your 14,000 posts
eat some doritos

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

update: he's eating some doritos! and he hadn't even read my post yet

 

[Chromatose]

yeah that was quite the coincidence!

 

[Chromatose]

This has been the thread I always post these landmark achievement posts in. The trend continues!

 

[Chromatose]

Didn't even see
my last posts in here were for
my fourteen-thousanth!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm catching up to matt!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

One day everyone will catch up to Will. I predict the Captain will do it before the end of the year.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Post with a haiku
you all fail pretty badly
Sandwich is tasty

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I don't want to
Haikus are really fucking stupid
Quite unlike yourself

 

[Lord Foul]

It is not strictly
possible to write haiku
using syllables


The Japanese on
Is a measure of sounds, not
a measure of beats

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Sweetly making love
Oh shit, she's waking up
Need more chloroform

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It is not strictly
possible to write haiku
using syllables


The Japanese on
Is a measure of sounds, not
a measure of beats

Yeah, I did know that
I wrote a bunch for a class
but this is still fun

 

[Shpongled]

Post with a haiku
you all fail pretty badly
Sandwich is tasty

The irony of this post is astounding! Did you know that "fail" is two syllables?

 

[Shpongled]

I don't want to
Haikus are really fucking stupid
Quite unlike yourself

and this.... man I don't even know where to start haha.

 

[Lord Foul]

Sweetly making love
Oh shit, she's waking up
Need more chloroform

When Lord Red Dragon
makes comments of that nature
we think he's creepy.

When you do the same
we merely smirk and chuckle.
Innocence of youth.