an Ode to my Tofutti

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Hahaha, Grats clambake.

 

[FretsAflame]

Hahaha holy fucking shit this thread is BACK FROM TEH DEAD!!!

Grats clam-man!

 

[neal]

np: SIGH - Bring Back the Dead

 

[Necromunchkin]

np: SIGH - Bring Back the Dead

Good shit.

 

[El Stormo]

Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!

 

[Chromatose]

Hahaha, Grats clambake.

Elvis would be proud.

 

[Chromatose]

I ate a greasy
pizza sandwich thingy
yesterday evening

now it's eating ME
from deep within my bowels!
I need some Pepto!

 

[El Stormo]

Boobies.

 

[Chromatose]

I ate a greasy
pizza sandwich thingy
yesterday evening

now it's eating ME
from deep within my bowels!
I need some Pepto!

Nuts! I could go for
another one of these things.
Wedgies taste awesome!

If only I weren't
One thousand miles away
from that restaurant.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

opeth's songs are too
long, i can't seem to give them
ratings, dumb opeth

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i'm longing to know
what material this is
it's oh so pretty

 

[Lunar Still]

So the haiku thread
Has been revived once again
Start haiku frenzy!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

By the way, you guys
I just wanted to tell you
All these haikus suck

 

[Lunar Still]

You can suck my cock
We worked hard on these haikus
'Cuz we're bored as hell

 

[Chromatose]

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Thats one deadly squid, chromie.

 

[neal]

 

[Chromatose]

rock n rollllllllllllllllllll

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

nope it will not stop
phone chatting is for suckers
theres ducks in my pants

I found that out, didn't I?

Bumping thread for Dan
I just had a great idea,
To go to Whole Foods

(to look for Tofutti)

 

[Captain Beard]

Get some fancy cheese
I really liked the Stilton
But damn it was sharp.