an Ode to my Tofutti

[Chromatose]

right! that's the spirit!
just like zombies from the grave,
this thread rose again

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I need some fiber
Like Chromie ate yesterday
then I can poop poop

 

[Chromatose]

yum! fiber tablets!
just like orange flavored candy,
they're so addictive.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Fuck! I'm gone for months and this damn thread is still around. FUCK!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You damn silly hick
You need to write in haiku
Go bang your sister

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Your hair's gotten long
You have become one of them
Those Jesus-y types

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Jesus was the man.
The man with metal hair, and
a metal beard.

He also made wine
From water! I bet he got
hammered every day.

Furthermore he must
have had orgies with his twelve
disciples; faggot.

Judas must have been
on the recieving end of
cock too often. ha ha

 

[Chromatose]

It sure is a shame.
I've never seen beef jerky
in vending machines.

Beef Jerky Vending.
I could go for some of that,
oh, right about now.

 

[Mike]

Hiakus are stupid
Too short to even say shit
Pointless fucking poems

 

[Mike]

Where's Danny Glover?
His posts are pretty funny
He's so god damn black

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Not sure if I posted this one before:

Jerking off is fun
Moreso whilst Beethoven plays!
It's the Ode to Joy

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It sure is a shame.
I've never seen beef jerky
in vending machines.

Beef Jerky Vending.
I could go for some of that,
oh, right about now.

Beef jerky at my
school, but oh at what a price
One seventy-five

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

a bag of jerky
at the airport is seven
dollars what the fuck

 

[Mike]

Tempest likes to poop
He spends all of his money
On Toilet Paper

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Tempest likes to poop
He spends all of his money
On Toilet Paper

winnar

 

[Mike]

I Like Nevermore
A white owl says O RLY!?!
It's pretty funny.

 

[El Stormo]

And I say
Holy thread resurrection, Batman!
Robin sucks sour ass

 

[a guy...]

The God of all threads
Returns once again, yippee
Twelve midgets jumping.

 

[Mike]

Stormrider Needs to
Work on his hiakus because
They are not quite right

 

[Bacchante]

Oberto Jerky
3.50 at Winco
Sodium Nitrite Death
OH BOY!