an Ode to my Tofutti

[MajestikMøøse]

Christianity:
Catholic or Protestant,
They are all homoes

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Say everybody:
How about those little boys?
Being a priest would rule.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Come someone henceforth!
My genitalia aches
I need a blowjob

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This thread needs boobies.
Maybe I shouldn't post mine.
but maybe I should...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I would like some milk
From the Milkman's wife's tits.... *snort*
I would like some milk....

 

[Chromatose]

I am bored at work
I would rather be at home
napping with poopy

 

[Chromatose]

Used my last dollar
to buy some hostess cupcakes.
Guess that was my lunch

 

[Chromatose]

Now I'm-a fartin'!
My bowels are all gasseous,
but not so stinky.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i just woke up pooopy!

 

[Chromatose]

Hi chunks o' poo pants!!
I'm bored and just sitting here,
because its lunch time.

 

[Chromatose]

Its that time again-
For my afternoon pooping!
uh oh! fecal dust!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i need to poop too
my guts have been rumbling bad
from too little sleep

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

now i will shower
so that i will *not* stink of
poo when you get home

 

[Chromatose]

I just spent the last
45 minutes fixing
the xerox machine

I tried copying
100 pages of stuff
and that just killed it

I 'MEH!' at the sign
that says PLEASE ONLY 20
PAGES AT A TIME

ha, I am finding
great ways to avoid working
all that much today.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

someone got a flat
square box in the mail today
HMM HMM HMMM HMM HMM

(don't worry i haven't opened it)
:hotjump:

 

[Chromatose]

yay a flat square box!
that must mean someone mailed me:
a sheet of tape worms!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i opened it, yes
sheets and sheets of tape worms woo,
wearing swastikas


NAZZZII TAPEWORMS

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

they came early

i was putting my pants on and a big nazi spider fell out of them!!! it tickled my toeeeessss. and now it's hiding in my pile of clean laundry

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Absuuuuu

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Mechwarrior 4:
Mercenaries. Jewel case
not included. Jews.