an Ode to my Tofutti

[MajestikMøøse]

neal minus bong
equals very sad panda
that man loves his weed

man... Without his bong
he is useless, without him
his bong is useless

 

[a guy...]

Now playing right here
Hypocrisy, I just can't
Get enough of that.

 

[a guy...]

Just for old time's sake
I read this entire thread
Pine for the fjords.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha just like old times
a guy cannot go a day
without his hypo(crisy fix)

 

[a guy...]

I love Hypo, yes
But as of late I've become
Evergrey fanboy.

 

[a guy...]

Forgot that I was
Still invisible, guess I'm
Still insane, you think?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

we are all insane
more and more insane each day
ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhhh

 

[MajestikMøøse]

omg wt
f lol lol
lol haha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

buttseks omg
do me hard in my bum bum
poo crotch needs cleaning

 

[MajestikMøøse]

nay, I'll let derick
his second tentacle is
closer and mighty

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh my god, haiku!
This is Isabel's haiku
It is not yours, ho

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you called me a ho!
dirty little girl! ho ho
ho! merry christmas!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

who wants their ass kicked
at X-Wing versus TIE Fighter?
Derick and I pwn

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Matt's a dirty ho
Dirty, dirty, dirty ho
Send me ketchup chips!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

har i like to rape,
put it on videotape.
raped the sleeping squid

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

insatiable! ta-
king, seething, perpetual
taste for innocent

bleeding. impercept-
ible. inhuman feeeeeling
malevolent lust

never yielding. wea-
ving in and out of insane
dreams, i can't under-

stand whats become of
me. memories of joy ve-
hememtly scorned. where

when why did i be-
come so torn? pleasures of the
past hold no interest

to me now. i writhe
in a tempest of thoughts so
foul. nobody knooowwws

just what i need, un-
til its too late for them to
see. i'm a killer.

one fucked up mother
fucker! i'm a killer, smi-
ling as i take a-

nother! i'm a kill-
errrrrrr. can't control my needs. i'm
a killer, the weak-

est of the week. rawr.
feces feces feces fe-
ces feces feces

(sorry i was bored. two of my old songs, one being very stupid, mixed together as one as a haiku. going through that i feel like the guy on conan o'brien that does the stupid nonsensical nonrhythmic baseball chants )
HAR.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Isabel I say:
"You gonna get raped" ho!
hee! ho! hee! haw! ho!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Cara, you are one
fucked up motherfucker
heehaw! ho! feces!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

As for NoLordy:
He can rub my testicles
and eat his porridge

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I need a pornslut.
My carnal desire needs poon,
but pornsluts are sluts